Christies Cabaret
1180 Main Ave Cleveland, OH 44113

Visited a couple weeks ago while...

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midwesttallguy
Jun 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Visited a couple weeks ago while in town on business. They had remodeled since my last visit. Cover was reasonable--I think around $10-12, drink prices not too bad for a pretty upscale club. A slender, athletic girl greeted me and gave me the "menu". She insisted she rarely did couch dances and strongly encouraged a trip to the VIP. As I recall, rates were 3 for $100, 5 for $150, and then "timed" stays of 30 min + were much higher. I don't like to pay a lot without knowing what the "quality" of the dance will be...but she was really cute, and I opted to go for the 3/$100. Payment was up-front, with a frank discussion about the house "cut", implying you should tip your dancer afterwards if you wanted to not look like a dick. I was showed back to a private room with a couch, which seemed awfully private, although there was a camera in the corner of the ceiling, and the door was left open. Still, I felt that we had great privacy compared to other clubs, especially since this was only costing me $100.

Of course, YMMV, but this dancer encouraged me touching her just about everywhere, and got her body up close and in my face in every way I like. All the grinding you could hope for, and plenty of wandering hands. I got the impression much more might be on the menu, for a price, but she kept our dances very hot without any pressure to upgrade to additional services, which I appreciated. (I don't go to clubs to exchange bodily fluids, just to have fun looking and touching.)

After the dances, I went for a different seat near the stage, while she went elsewhere to ?freshen up. I was approached by an "older" dancer that looked a bit washed up, but she took off pretty quickly when I didn't bite. Then my original dancer was back, and pretty much "staked me out" for the rest of the evening. There were some other dancers I would have liked to "sample", including one former porn star, I'm told, but this gal was plenty hot enough to keep me occupied, and she was a reasonable conversationalist. I ended up returning to the same room for another round, which finished me off for the night. Overall, this place is much hotter than I remember from last time, and I will be back.

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