Christies Cabaret
1180 Main Ave Cleveland, OH 44113

Great place but too high class for my taste

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EricR
Nov 15, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

This place is interesting. Went in about 6:45 on a Saturday evening. The inside is really nice. $5 cover. Overpriced drinks but that's to be expected (8.25 for a well rum and coke). There were about 5 dancers working and all were at the bar with about 3 regulars. The stage was empty. "Is anyone dancing right now?," I asked the bartender. "The stage will be up and running in a few minutes," she said. I found this to be weird. It's Saturday night in a major city and no one is here and the dancers aren't even dancing.

Nonetheless, I sat down and nursed my drink waiting for the dancers to go on stage, thinking about leaving. Then a blonde with curves from here to tomorrow and gigantic tits scooped me up into the private room for dances. $100 for 3 songs. Shitty deal. $20 for a "table dance" out in the open. I knew if I didn't do the $100 deal, I'd get a fucking air dance. I usually don't go to clubs this high class but it just happened to be right next door to the place I was working that day. Anyway we did 2 rounds and she was great. Lots of mileage. Plenty of two way touching up top and down low. Not the best I've ever had though. She was a little too slow for me.By the last song I could tell she was trying to finish me off grinding me, but stopped just short of it. That fucking sucked. Although I was all about her, I didn't really have a choice. None of the other girls were even remotely trying to give dances or pay attention to anyone but the regulars at the bar.

The other thing was that she had band aids on her nipples. Apparently it's the state law. But it was barely covering the nipples and honestly I hardly noticed except when I sucked them a couple times.

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