I visited Christie's on Saturday afternoon....

I visited Christie's on Saturday afternoon. Parking was $5, but there was no cover. There was a happy hour until 7pm. Beer was $2.75. The club interior is very upscale, with plush chairs and several large flat screen TVs. There is a stage in the center. Dancers walk down a flight of stairs to the stage from the second floor and work two song sets. Surprisingly, there were no waitresses until about 7pm, so you had to go to the bar to get a drink.

There were probably 15 or so dancers working. From what I had heard of Christie's, I had expected the dancers to be better looking. They weren't bad, but none were really hot. A couple were pretty overweight. Granted, it was day shift, but still. There were a lot of dancers with fake boobs. I prefer natural, so that probably lowered my grade a bit.

Dances are $20 on the ground floor, and $40 upstairs. I got a few of the $20 variety. They were decent dances, but I have had better ones elsewhere in Cleveland. The dancers were all quick to the sales pitch: "Hi, I'm ___, what's your name?, would you like a dance?". I prefer a little conversation first.