Saturday evening visit

Physical club: The club looks nice from the outside but does not own their own parking lot. You have to go pass a parking attendant who will charge $5 to park. On the slower nights the parking is free though. The club itself does not have any booths or large tables to sit at. Just a bunch of little tables. There are multiple bars in the club upstairs and downstairs but the main one is located right when you walk in. There are a couple TVs behind the bar but otherwise this is not a very good place to watch a sporting event. The bathroom is located on the main floor and is alright except for the ***hole bathroom attendant. If you don't tip him don't except to get any soap or paper towels the next time you go in he will ignore you. Also I don't like the physical club because there are no private areas for doing dances they are done out on the main floor. Whoever designed the club did not put enough thought into guys going there to get dances. The stage is also rather small and difficult to view if you are sitting in one of the many tablets behind the stage. On busy nights they use both of the floors. It is usually better privacy to get a table dance upstairs instead of downstairs but be careful about getting dances too close to the railing. It is not safe and there was a dancer who fell over the rail and crashed on the floor later to be pronounced dead. Very sad set up and unfortunate they still let dancers give dances on the second floor so close to the railing. There are several bouncers who walk around and yell at the dancers for stuff like "you need to make sure you keep your feet on the floor"

Dancer Quality: Every night I go there I never see a dancer hotter than a 7. I first tried a MILF looking older dancer for a $20 dance upstairs. She was ok but a bit on the heavy side. Next I tried a dancer and she asked for the money upfront and promised we would wait until the next song starts. As soon as I give her the money though she starts dancing half way through the song. The song lasted only a minute and after that she wanted an extra $20 for the next song. I cut my loss and told her no thanks. Also one time I went to go try their 3 for $100 VIP special and the whole time the dancer and the VIP attendant kept trying to upsell to the 15 min for $150 deal. I declined. The door to the VIP rooms are left slightly open so not totally private and they do have cameras in the room. Also did not like the VIP room because it had tile floor instead of carpet. The dancer gave a tame dance and said she was not allowed to straddle me on the couch. Lots of ROBs working at this club and trashy dancers.

Monetary value: the $20 dances lack any privacy and the chairs are small and uncomfortable. The VIP starts off at $100 and it does not get any better than the floor dances. The parking charge was $5 and the cover was $8. Diet coke was $4 I believe. When I tried to order food they waitress said it was getting late in the night and they only had fried food like chicken fingers available. I ordered the chicken fingers and they came out burnt. I doubt I will be back here to eat anytime soon. They stop serving at 2 am but they start to close down the kitchen by 1 am (at least this is what the waitress told me on saturday night). Too many ROB and low mileage experiences here lately to consider this good value. The dancers are also not even hot looking here anymore. The ATM fee is reasonable of $12 unlike the Hustler ATM that charges 10%. A $200 withdrawal at Hustler would cost $20 fee but at Christie's it would only be $12. I believe there is a $200 or $300 limit to the ATM withdrawal so if you want to withdrawal more you have to break it up into multiple transaction. One disappointment about downtown Cleveland area is that there are no local ATM/banks you can drive up to for withdrawing money before going to the club. I like how in Coumbus there is a bank/ATM across the street from every major strip club.