I've gone to this club, on...

I've gone to this club, on and off, for over 25 years. the faces have changed, but the club hasn't. Still the same long narrow downstairs and wider, more open upstairs. Still some generally pretty dancers, a couple that might rate 8.5 or 9. Still D.C. laws, which means no lap dances and no touching. Girls dance one at a time for about 10 mins on a pair of stages, one upstairs, the other downstairs. You may go up to the stage and slip some cash in their garters, or you can wait for them to finish their set. Once they get down from the stage, they'll circulate among the tables and you can tip them then.

Usually about 8-10 dancers, and the upstairs is only open in the evenings. Beer is expensive, I think I paid $8 for some domestic swill. On a recent afternoon visit, one of the waitresses, perhaps from the Philipines, was better looking than many of the dancers.

If contact and "extras" are what you're looking for, you will not find it here or at any other D.C. club for that matter. But you can find some eye candy, and Camelot can be a very pleasant way to pass some time...