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The Cheetah

Atlanta, GA

Quite the decent club. Two bars flank the large room, with two narrow show stages just in front of the bars' seating area. A more traditional oval stage is at rear; about five dancers…

Lido Lounge

New York, NY

This is an email-list-only floating club, with a handful of regular locations that run tues-weds-thurs. I went to their midtown location, near Rockefeller Center, which was fully club-like: fancy bar, full liquor, etc etc. Because there's…

Elysium

Detroit, MI

Worth a trip to update my opinion of Detroit's old reliable. If you have the cash, this is still the place to go in the motor city. Good mix of dancers (although not as hot…

Came in on a Friday around 9 o'clock having never visited. Sat down at the bar and started a conversation with the bartender. There were probably 4-5 women with various groups hanging out. It took…

Went on an adventure to this place after hitting up Stans (best chicken wings around). Entry fee was two drinks per person or for my group to buy a bottle which they said was cheaper.…

Let's start with some context. I bring and pay with cash only and will never go beyond what I brought. I was bringing cash based on the prices I am used to but boooy was…

After a visit to Good Guys and being told that they sold dances now (did not partake as I felt those were overly expensive with the cheapest being 2 due $100), I decided to check…