Camelot has been around forever. ...

Camelot has been around forever. Absolutely no touching. If you tip a dollar, they'll come up and give you a kiss on the cheek after the dance - but that's it. Sometimes, if you're a regular, they'll sit down and drink and eat, but only if you pick up the tab, and only if they know you. It's the best place that D.C. has to offer, but given the rules and restrictions, that's not saying much. You're more likely to fall asleep in this place, than to have a really great time.