I have to say, I was...

I have to say, I was disappointed with Camelot. I know all about DC's laws, and so my expectations were set accordingly. But here's what I found. I dropped in early on a Friday evening with an hour or so to kill, just to check it out. I went upstairs, and had a drink right in front of the stage. Almost all the dancers were sitting around one table, chatting amongst themselves. The girls on stage seemed complete disinterested in what they were doing. In fact, one girl spent her entire act chatting with another stripper right in the front of the stage. I left the place with tip money still in my pocket.