I have been going to this...

I have been going to this club for years, and it's always exactly the same. Gorgeous girls dancing naked in front of you. Absolutely no touching or contact, and virtually no communication of any kind with any of the girls, except for the regulars sitting in the corner surrounded by dancers. What do they have that I don't? The club looks as though it hasn't changed since Eisenhower was President. And there is this weird mirror cleaning routine between each dance. But putting all that aside, the dancers are beautiful, and it's hard to spend much money here since there aren't any lap dances.