Camelot

On a recent Friday I made the mistake of wandering into the Royal Palace, curious to see what it was like after not having visited for a few years. After a…

Arrived at about 3 pm left at 7 pm. The girls are all great. Had a great time talking to Allison. Rita is a great dancer. Her first set that I seen…

The club is nice and the ladies are great looking, but the DC rules suck. No lap dances. If you want to check out some nice looking ladies before you…

I'm working in D.C. off and on these days so I followed the advice of this site and gave this club a shot. I'm giving it an 8 because you can…

Went to Camelot a few weeks ago. I moved to DC about a year ago and this was my first strip club experience here, and on the whole we had a…

Camelot is always a good place to telax and enjoy the scenery. I don't mind going by myself, going with friends, or going with the girlfriend. I recommend going before…

Best club in DC, bar none. Best day to go is Friday when both the downstairs and upstairs stages are open. Usually 15-16 girls on Friday daytime, vs. 8-9 on…

Was in town on business and went to this place twice. Very nice location and very safe area as others have stated. The girls here are hot college type girls,…

This upscale club located in a great downtown location is clean, very safe, does not charge a cover and is definitely far above average as far as the quality of the girls…

Went to my favorite Washingtian club on wednesday and Thursday.The place had not changed since my last visit last ( no admittance fees),a glass of wine is more little more…

No cover charge on Monday. Place is not as busy as it was 6 yrs ago. Most of the dancers are sitting at tables with guys. Nice chicks.…

Most beautiful girls in town. Pure viewing pleasure, as there is no grinding allowed. Still well worth the cover. There was a tall, leggy, surgically enhanced blonde who put…

I think the reviews for Camelot are accurate. I agree this has the beautiful girls in town. Booze selection is fine. All in all,a good place for a couple of beers ($7.70…

I had a good experience here. I went on a Saturday late afternoon and the club was not very busy. It was quite dark, but was given a table right…

In my opinion, Camelot is the best strip club in the DC area. There are two floors, and all of the girls are gorgeous. They all look like Playboy models!…

Since I like contact, this is not my kind of club. But I was in the area with time to kill, so I stopped by. The dancers are very…

Went there on at lunch on a Monday and it was slow. Girls were mostly good looking and becuase it was empty service was great. Drinks are aroun 8 dollars no matter…

It'a always difficult to rate a club - do you rate it compared to others in the area or against others around the country, or against what your idea of a perfect club…

Camelot still offers eye-candy that can compete with almost any club in the country. Unfortunately that is where the good news ends. The club does have a cozy layout on two levels.…

AN OUTSTANDING CLUB WITH GORGEOUS GIRLS, SOME OF THE PRETTIEST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN A STRIP CLUB. LOCATION/ PARKING: The club is located in downtown Washington. There is a subway…

Long rectangle shapre with a long bar along 1 wall. Very strange club because you cannot get lap dances. All you can do is drink and look and tip.…

There are a few hot girls, but the are not friendly towards new patrons. Most customers were older, looked liked lawyer types just getting off work. A white collar crowd. A…

Club has been quieter than usual in the afternoons lately. Otherwise, not much has changed. Most dancers are very attractive. Club is clean, upscale and its a good place to have a…

I got bored with touring monuments and museums on Saturday and decided to return here to see some curves. Camelot is a few blocks from the Farragut West Metro and is…

Camelot is the best it gets for DC, which is not saying much! There is no Lap Dancing or any kind of touching at all. With that in mind, the…

I have frequented Camelot several times over the past three years. My office is a few blocks away, Camelot is open for lunch, and well... given the choice between the McDonalds…

The girls that I saw dancing were all very attractive young women. The waitresses were very welcoming. There is no contact at this club and…

A fun place for DC, with several very pretty girls. I t appears a little clicky though, as most of the girls look for their regulars exclusively. There is an upper level which…

Visited recently on a rainy Friday afternoon and then on a Monday. Both times, dancers were very attractive. On the rainy Friday (before Labor Day) the club was very quiet, almost empty…

Stopped in Camelot at the recommendation of a colleague. It was definitely more busy than Archibald's. Actually had to wait outside for a few minutes before being allowed in.…

I would give the club a higher rating if it wasn't always so crowded. The girls here are awesome, not pushy and even during the middle of the week they…

One of my favorite clubs. The girls are gorgeous and totally nude if not overly explicit. Patrons sit a fair distance away at individual tables and approach the stage to…

We visited Camelot on a Monday night. The club is a little cramped but very nicely laid out. Maybe one of the best looking clubs in the area. The dancers are all…

I think the last reviewer described the club accurately. Very attactive dancers but a fairly detached atmosphere. As good as you'll find in DC, though. I visited last on a Friday afternoon.…

Stopped by Camelot yesterday after work with some coworkers. DC clubs are not normally my sort of thing, as the whole "tip dollars all night long but no private dances available"…

Went back to Camelot's to celebrate a co-worker leaving for a better job up in NYC. We went at 3:30pm on a Thursday afternoon and it was DEAD. It seemed…

Definately the best club in the DC Metro area with high caliber girls. The dancers are all knockouts or have that very cute girl next door appeal. (Lots of Playboy girls/models have…

I visited on a Thursday at lunch time. Place was quiet but enjoyable. About 12 dancers, almost all very attractive . I think this is the best place in DC. Pleasant, clean,…

I went to Camelot the other day at lunchtime. The club continues to be good. Most of the girls are quite beautiful, all are 7s or better. Of course,…

Stopped in on a Monday night. Wow, it was busy. Downstairs is tight. Early on, it was clear the wait staff was hotter than, or at least more engaging then the dancers.…

Went Thursday early evening, was more crowded than I expected. 10-15 dancers working, most looking great, a couple 5s, though... Met this one friendly gal, Raylene, I think her name…

I don't understand why this place is always crowded. Yes, the girls are nude, and are good looking. But that is about it. It is overpriced. The tables…

Friday, lunch time visit. Ten dancers working all very attractive although more tatoos than I remember. Pretty crowded. Beers cost $7.70. Both levels were open. I recommend upstairs, when its open.

Best club in DC period. Went there on Monday and Tuesday night around 9 PM the club was pack and was seated on the second floor. The bartender are also very pretty…

Not sure when the last reviewer went to Camelot, but there are no lapdances. There are no private dances of any kind here, or anywhere in DC. Still in a…

Went with the wife for a show. We did the drink minimum and were seated upstairs on the second level since the "lady" was with me. The chicks were definately…

Probably one of the best places to go in DC area...the girls on all hot and they take it all off on stage! The downside to Camelot is that there are…

Dancers are the best looking of all DC clubs. Unfortunately there's no touching of any kind. Food is good, but both food and drinks are pricey. Often hard to compete for attention…

I agree that this is the Best BC. Women are very attractive. I also like the absence of lots of tatoos. Many of the waitresses are very attractive too. Beer is now…

Best club in DC. Try to visit when in town. Women are all pretty much 7+ and totally naked. Also, women don't seem to be heavily tatooed as at most clubs…

As it has been said before it is hard to rate DC clubs b/c of no lap dances. However, this club makes up for it with the majority of the women…

It is not esasy to rate DC clubs -- there are no private dances and contact is prohibited. But, by any standard, this club is overrated. There are two floors.…

I just can't get into places like this. Yeah, the women are beautiful, and some have nice moves. But you can't touch, and really can't interact, and…

I was in DC for a few days and heard this was the best club in the area from a friend of mine, so I decided to see for myself what he…

This place is insanely overpriced. Beers are eight dollars, and the girls, although attractive, will not talk to you for more than five minutes. I do not plan on returning.

It is really tough to rate this place. It depends on what you are looking for. The girls are absolutely gorgeous. You would be hard pressed to find a better looking line-up…

I went to Camelot recently on a Monday night. Many clubs tend to be rather slow on Monday evenings, but this place was packed with guys. Lots of men in…

If you just want to stare at pretty women and not touch them, then camelot is for you. All the girls here are hot, however there is no touching or lap…

This place is still the best club in DC for atmosphere and the 'talent' level of the dancers. This review contains summaries of two different visits to Camelot. First was…

I visited last Friday, late afternoon. Place was again quiet for a Friday. Some very attractive dancers. As others have mentioned, place is pleasant but not very exciting. Good for a couple…

Visited on 8/24/2005 with a co-worker at lunch time. DC is a ghost town in August so very few people at the Club. The girls are very pretty ranging from…

One of the nice things about Camelot is the lunch-time atmosphere. Most clubs try to hustle you to buy drinks, spend a lot, or slap a cover on you, not Camelot. During…

I always try and stop by this club when I am in D.C. Its alot different than most clubs I've been to. No lap dances, no cover, and the food…

I was there for lunch last Friday. The club was crowded for a hot summer August day. The dancers were cute but the lack of energy was disconcerting.…

Granted, I really don't have too much experience when it comes to clubs all around the States, but when it comes to pretty women and relatively good company, I'd say that Camelot…

Usually I have a wonderful time at Camelot but seems that the hiring process has gone downhill. I however made the best of what there was to offer and invited the prettiest…

I visited yesterday (a Friday) at lunchtime. Place was very quiet for a Friday. I guess the summertime keeps people away. About 8-10 dancers rotating through the 2 stages – one upstairs,…

I've been here many times before, its the best club around. Nothing close to PA or Cali, but for DC laws this is the best you can get. One dancer…

Went to Camelot over a lunch break, and had a good but short time. The lower level is small, the upper level opens after 7:00 pm. The girls are beautiful…

Camelot is a classy gentlemen's club...as a woman, i enjoy going out to strip clubs with my friends, and Camelot is one of my favorites...I feel totally comfortable watching the shows, and…

Let me start off by saying that besides Virginia, Washington Dc is probably one of the worst places in the world to go to a strip club. The reason why I…

This is the site for the best looking strippers in DC. The women are generally gorgeous, although many are enhanced. As others have said, it is a very dark club,…

Dropped by Camelot since it had the highest rating in DC area and have to agree with postings--pretty ladies but hands-off policy sucks. Gotta admit though, all the girls are great looking…

We went on 2 nights during a recent trip to D.C. There were a lot of relatively pretty girls - ranging from 6 to 9. The girls definitely enjoyed themselves…

This club has great eye candy, however that is the only allure of the club. Was here on a saturday night so the place was packed. Apparently the club has…

Great club! Beautiful women who will talk and laugh with you. No touching at all, but they are great eye candy. Drinks are high, but they don't push you too much.

I agree with the last review. Beatiful dancers but club can be boring. Still, its about the best club in area. Its a clean, upscale environment. Probably 10 dancers rotate across…

Girls are all 7/8's but there is no contact. Girls come by for a tip and say Hi and nothing more. great eye candy but unless you are with a crowd…

Since there aren't any good descriptions left on the first page of reviews, I'll describe the place a bit . . . The club is narrow and deep with two floors. Coming…

This place clearly has a following...I've been here 3 or 4 times, and it's always packed. And the women are gorgeous...no doubt about that. But, see....I like contact, the…

Okay, went here saturday night, as I was told that this was one of the best clubs next to Camelot. Wasn't impressed. Yes, some attractive girls, but no personality and…

I had not been to this club for over 15 years. Remember the women being stunning but the staff being anywhere from aloof to downright snooty. The women on this particular night…

Was told this was the nicest club in DC. No cover charge. $8.50 beer. No lap or table dances. Two stages - upstairs and street level. Superb…

Probably the best club in DC. Very attractive dancers, clean, upscale environment. Some of the waitresses are pleasant and work to make you feel welcome; others are indifferent. Probably 10 dancers rotate…

The girls here are incredible. Absolutely stunning. Problem is NOOOOO contact. DC rules really stink. If this place had lap dancing I'd move in! Girls are generally friendly and nice. They'll sit…

Going to a DC strip club is much like watching a video. No touch. No talk. No eye contact. None of the electricity that we've all felt at…

I hadn't been into Camelot for a few years. In my memory the women were stunning, but didn't do much other than get naked and walk around on stage. Also…

Returned to Camelot after a long absence. Nothing different than before. In my opinion, this place has the best looking strippers in Washington DC. They are absolutely stunning. A few really…

Two floors, one stage per floor. The patrons are arranged around the stages seated at tables, often far away from the stage. One approaches the stage to tip the dancers.…

IMHO, this is the best strip club in the DC area. The quality and quantity of beautiful women at this club makes it #1 in the DC area. I tend…

Went there on a Tuesday night. Plenty of eye-candy with some knockouts. No contact any kind, however. Place was very, very clean and in a neighborhood were you don't…

Every review I read of this place made me want to visit it on my recent trip to DC. And let me tell you, this place is great. Most people go…

I thought we had it tough in Boston, but I was surprised to see all the regulations in the DC/Northern Virginia area. Northern Virginia only has bikini/pastie clubs, and while Washington…

Previous reviews are accurate. I was there last Saturday (10/16) night and also on Tuesday night (10/19). On Saturday the ladies were generally 8+, with a few 6s and 7s. Very crowded,…

Another lunch at Camelot - what a great time -for a lunch. Food is good, eye candy is great. Dancers are all 8 - 10s. As they come through after their…

Dropped in yesterday (8/12) for a liquid lunch with a couple of co-workers (1 female). This club has some of the most beautiful girls you'll see on stage, with a couple…

This club definitely has the cutest girls in Washington, DC, but it is very lame. The girls are barely dancing when they are on the stage, they work the pole but only…

I visited this Wednesday about 7pm. No cover charge. About a dozen dancers. Two who had tatoos and could lose a few pounds but all the rest were attractive. The club's web…

My wife and visited this club last week. No cover charge. You walk into this this very narrow building and you are directed to a floor and a table.…

Camelot is proportedly the best club in DC. Perhaps. However, bring your binoculars and your imagination, because that is as close as you're going to get to the poon tang.…