Okay, let's be real here. This...

Okay, let's be real here. This club is operating under the limitations of DC law, so there are no lap dances or private rooms, and there is no direct contact with the dancers. So they have to make their money other ways, mostly by tipping on stage or sitting with customers and having them buy food/drink for them. That said, the club is fully nude and the women at this club are very attractive, with most rating 6-8/10 and with several dancers rating 9-10/10 (my personal favorites are Natasha, a hot blonde who dances weekdays; Zoe, a thin but hot and tan brunette; and Toni, a sexy brunette with a great attitude). Unfortunately, a couple of really hot dancers (notable Rachelle) have left. Also, some of the dancers (I would say roughly 10-20% are really not that attractive, but even these aren't so bad as to be offensive. The club has two floors, which are basically the same and have the same dancers; the upper floor is only opened during peak hours. Drinks are about what you'd expect for DC, running $7-8. The great thing about this club is that there is no cover, and without lap dances, it's easy to have a nice time without completely breaking the bank, even if you tip pretty generously and have a few drinks. It also means that you can stop by for a short time, like an hour, without it being a complete rip-off. So, for what it is, a club in the heart of a nice neighborhood in a major city, and given the legal limitations imposed by the city of DC, I don't see how this club could get much better (short of swapping out those few dancers who aren't as attractive).