Sinsaysionals

Great deal, considering how cheap dances are. If you just want a random stripper to grind on your crotch while you shamelessly grope her for not very much money, well then this…

Last sat. me and a friend went out to sunsaysionals, and I must say that this was an exp. to remember. The dancers were very friendly, and not pushy at all.…

Yes it's only $5 LD but you get what you pay for. If you like ghetto booty this is where you need to be. lots of contact. VIP for $20 and $10…

This is the BEST LAPDANCE SPOT in MD! Its Always some PHATTY's in attendance, BUT they do have some MUDD DUCKS too who shouldn't even be allowed in the joint.…

This hands-down the best strip club I have ever been to. It's BYOB and full nude, which in my experience has typically meant unattractive girls but this is not the case. Cover…

I spent 4 hours in Sinsaysionals on a recent night. I've been going there every six months for the past 4 or so years, and most visits have been top 10 ever…

Stopped in on a Friday around 1am, looks like the standard crew. They used to have better dancers on weekends but the girls tell me they are mostly at Fuego now. There…

If I had to rate this club about 12 months ago, it would get higher scores but it's lost some of it's cool points. The environment, location and interior hasn't changed though…

You ever heard the term, you get what you pay for? OK, read on, because I'm gonna let you know what to expect. First, if you don't pay for VIP parking, be…

It's been a long time since I've been out to a club, and I was feeling like going out and getting my LD fix. So, I hit up this spot on…

I got here just before 9:30 on a Wednesday night so there was no cover - beware the club is completely empty at this time from what the guy who pat me…

I was there, the other night, during the wee hours of Saturday morning about 3 a.m. Had a decent time, though I got there very late. Yes, I love this club. And…

This place is a lap dance factory, plain and simple. $5 a pop. On the night I went, it was relatively slow. The location seems sketchy at first, but…

This club is great for cheap lap dances, but if you want anything more, go somewhere else. The girls are decent looking, but nowhere near stripper quality. The cover is $10 if…

nice PG county garage club. like to unwind after a long drive at a strip club - havent been to this one so i thought i would give it a go.…

So this is going to be my last review of this place. I have been to this place a grand total of 4 times. This time I was probably only there…

I love Sinsaysionals. It is a hole in the wall with plenty of thick females. The cover fee is only $5 if you get there at 9 on Weekdays and 10 on…

The clubs is about medium size. Has a main area with medium size stage and a good amount of seating area. This area is where you can get $5 lap dances. There…

First time at this club and arrived around 9:30 pm. It is a converted garage and trees blocked it from the street so if you pass it just turn at the car-wash…

ok...this is my 2nd review, so I tried this place again and once again I had a decent time. I am not really into hood spots, but I can get down with…

This is my first time back since the new managment took over. To me the place is the same just a few new faces and some change in decor. It was a…

Went there last night with a buddy of mine. First of all, the place was hard to find because of inadequate lighting and lack of proper signs. After driving back and forth…

I spent a very enjoyable three hours at Sinsaysionals last evening. It was my first weekday visit, and having read reviews below about slow weeknights, I was expecting not many dancers.…

If u like lapdances, this is the place to go. After paying $20 admission to walk into a converted garage I was initially skeptical. But the alcohol I brought (BYOB) and the…

So after a couple of hours at showcase, I decided to stop by this place to see how it was since I have never been there before. Well 1st of all…

Within the last few months they've painted the walls black and redone the stage area. VIP has sections as well. It's a minor upgrade, but they REALLY need to fix the A/C…

Visited on a Friday night. This place is kinda weird. Albeit a good value at the same time. There is a 20 dollar cover. No Alcohol served. Open till 4 i think.…

Visited this club on a Tuesday night after 11pm. Not my first time here so I kinda knew it would be slow on a weekday night, more activity goes on thur-sat.…

Garage type SC with dim lights. Bathrooms are messy but sitting area is decent. Walk in and the first thing you see is the VIP area on your right. Straigh ahead is…

Its a shady place, only $5 cover if you get there before 10. Dancers looked good and were friendly. It was a real chill environment. The DJ was aight. I didnt like…

I love Sinsaysionals. It is a hole in the wall with plenty of thick females. The cover fee is only $5 if you get there at 9 on Weekdays and 10…

this place is truly a 'hole in the wall'. The prettiest girl was the the one i gave my 20 to at the entrance. There is a guy who…

From a dancer point of view: the was never utopia but it has made made me alot of $$. I stopped working there because the club has became worse they…

A note to people going on Saturdays - a different promoter has the spot rented out for that day, so if you have women you meet here you want to see again,…

Okay. Attended Sinsaytionals on a Saturday night. Was lucky enough to get a parking spot right in front of the door. Got into the club for about $5 cause we got there…

After checking out reviews I decided to pay this place a visit. Had to park at the carwash (i guess) which is not to far from the club but a…

this is my 1st time ever at sinsaysionals .. been hearing about it and finally made a trip out there parking was a little difficult but luckily somebody pulled out by the car…

I had to come back to do a side-by-side comparison with Irving's, since they seem to be very similar, but different places. I've had better experiences here (see my detailed review below)…

I heard about the 2007 shooting in a Washington Post article outside the club so seeing the police car right in front of the club definitely made it feel very safe. Not…

This club never is short on dancers, i use to go on Fridays, sometimes on Saturdays and on occassion weekdays. Friday's are the best because you have the most girls.…

Second time visiting and much much better than my first visit.There were about 12 girls when i went there ranging from 6-8's with the 8's waiting in the VIP section. Again, the…

The review by Dr Bitches is the most on point review of this place. I can't comment on the weekends, since I've never attended but driving past I know it at is…

First things first. This is a lapdance factory with black women, not a "strip club" in the classic sense. No alcohol is served, but you can bring your own in a juice…

I went for the first time on 1/8 and it was booty everywhere in this joint. Compared to Irving's, i think overall its a better deal since the lappies are only…

This place is a unique experience. First, the ambiance -- you go somewhere else if you want ambiance. I'm not easily intimidated, but a night in a freezing garage surrounded by a…

I spent almost four hours in Sinsaysionals last night, ending with what was no doubt the best lap dance I've ever had. I arrived just after the club opened. Four women…

Went there this past wednesday after exams to release a lil pent-up tension and was somewhat disappointed. Cover charge was $5 cos i went in at 9:00pm. Only a couple of girls…

After reading the previous review from DEE30, I was very reluctant to visit this club. However, I am glad that I did! It was my first visit to the club and I…

Every year I comeback into town on Leave from the military, this place gets WORSE! THIS PLACE IS NO WAY IN FORM OF A SINSAYTION! I had a really bad night, I…

Best lapdance deal ever. $5 for a lapdance on the floor. $10 in VIP (after a $10 entry fee, and $10 more if you take a dancer with you into VIP), which…

This time I focused on the VIP section. Paid my $10, got a wrist band and headed for the couches. Mileage about the same as on the main floor, and…

This was my first visit to this place (And its like 15min away from home !! ) The place is not your usual strip club ! Why do I say this? Well…

This is one of the best bargains in the country. $5 dollar lap dances and $10 lap dances in the VIP area. The lap dances are moderate to high mileage.…

My third visit to Sinsaysionals was just as good as my first two. I arrived early -- a bit after 9pm -- in order to pay $5 cover instead of $20,…

If you like black girls with booty, look no further. I just wish they'd do away with the whole VIP section because that's where all the good looking girls go and they…

Definition of an after-hours garage club - since it's in a converted auto repair shop. (See Washington Post, 29 August 2004.) As you come in, VIP area with couches and…

They tried to go to $10 with lap dances in the main area, but have backed off that and it is $5 again. They have more dancers in this place than other…

great club - great dancers. fun time. great price. fun time with friends and people. it is great. it includes great non alco beverages and serves as a…

I have been to Sinsaysionals many times. Maybe about 10 times in total. It is not a classy place at all but if you do not have high expectations then you should…

very hard to find at night. you can easily miss it because of the trees. i used the numbers on the buildings from nearby business to find it. just kept going up…

I'm glad to see others posting reviews on this place...it the best value at $5 a dance in the open area. There's only a few girls who will do extras, but…

Oh my God. I've been to lap dance heaven. I decided to treat myself to an end-of-the-year strip club extravaganza. I started at Mustangs, figuring it would at best be an…

Late Night Action! First there were alot of women. ratio of women to men was...2/3 which is great in my opinion. Most of the women were friendly and fun. like every club you…

Went to this club around 9:00. I didn't see anything special on this night, so I didn't stay for long. I was the second guy there, and I was immediately…

Decent place, good amount of dancers over the weekend usually, but it is hit or miss. The club does not serve alcohol but you can bring your own drinks in a…

Monday night. Late. Brown Sugar. Petite girl but is deceptively stacked. Gave a pretty good dance out on the floor and went for it in the VIP area.…

This place is not easy to find. When the leaves are on the trees, something near impossible. To keep it simple, when you're on Lanham Severn Rd at about the…

I recently moved to MD and still feeling my way around...this place is a black club. After 9:30 its $20 cover...most don't show til after this time, but if you go…

It is located in Lanham MD. There is plenty parking around the club. This is a lap dance club. The girls are range from about 6 to 8. They don't have drinks…