Definition of an after-hours garage club...

Definition of an after-hours garage club - since it's in a converted auto repair shop. (See Washington Post, 29 August 2004.) As you come in, VIP area with couches and its own stage and pole on your right ($10 admit + $10 dances). Main floor has stage against one wall, chairs against the other plus area in the back with more seating below the DJ. Soda and water machines ($3) in one corner if you get thirsty. And the $5 lap dances make it about the best bargain between Philly and Myrtle Beach. Stage dances get nude; laps done with bikinis on but plenty of 2-way contact. Thursday night around 11pm there were about 25-30 dancers working, 1 or 2 white and the rest black from super slim (but very tight with a great little butt) to extra thick. Probably about 3:2 ratio of customers to girls, so plenty to go around and you could have a girl on your lap for every song if you wanted. (And I pretty much did.)

Sat across from the stage and enjoyed a steady stream of attention. Several high mileage lap dances from a variety of girls, but highlight was stage show. No one was tipping, so I went over and dropped some ones on a hottie who proceeded to pull me in and give me a serious crotch grind and boobie facial while nude, so even higher mileage than the lap dances.

Only possible negative is that the music is so loud you can't hear anything. Some may consider it a drawback, but for me it avoids making small talk when I want to be making big lap mileage. I'll definitely be back soon.