I spent 4 hours in Sinsaysionals...

I spent 4 hours in Sinsaysionals on a recent night. I've been going there every six months for the past 4 or so years, and most visits have been top 10 ever strip club visits. With $5 lap dances and amazing contact, what's not to like?

This time, however, it wasn't as great as other times. I did get a number of dances from Mahogany, and if I had been smart, I would have stayed with her all night, especially in the VIP area. She was smoking hot. She says she doesn't dance but a night or two a week, so I've been lucky to have run into her almost every time I've been there, and we've gotten to know each other a bit. Makes for a great time.

But I had a dance or two on the main floor from a super cute Hawaiian/Puerto Rican chick, and I wanted her in the VIP. I waited a long, long time for her to be free. She did well by me, but when I reached that certain point of no return with her grinding away on my lap, she said "oops -- you're not supposed to do that!". WTF???