Sinsaysionals
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9605 Lanham Severn Rd Lanham, MD 20706

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DrBitches
Mar 21, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I had to come back to do a side-by-side comparison with Irving's, since they seem to be very similar, but different places. I've had better experiences here (see my detailed review below) and expected more on a Saturday night in terms of both quantity and quality of girls. Usually there's a "2nd wave" of dancers that come in just to work from about 1 or 2am until close on the weekends, but the calvary never arrived - and they really needed to this particular Saturday. Even the girls in VIP or those who went back and forth weren't as impressive as normal this trip. 7s/8s at best. My last weekend trip it wasn't like that at all.

There were a lot of bored customers and maybe 4 girls all 50 of us wanted dances from out of the 15 patrolling the main floor (with another 10 or so only hanging in VIP). Now when I say "us", I'm talking about the guys who refuse to go into the VIP area and pay $10 for a dance when the place is known for its $5 dances. If you end up here and there are tight girls in VIP, but not on the main floor, you have two choices - wait until right before close and HOPE they decide to come down and scoop extra cash before they go, or suck it up and pay the $10 to get into VIP and $10 per dance. I suggest paying the $ instead of sitting around all night.

These 4 girls basically did not stop dancing for hours on end. Good for them I suppose. I couldn't get to any of them - but I did luck into a nice situation. One tall, thick, dark chocolate, pretty face, big booty with no gut at all dancer (rare everywhere, even more rare here - she might be from out of town and I did not get her name) had strolled by our seats by the wall on her way back to VIP from the back and each time a guy reached out to see if they could get a dance, she informed then she would only dance in VIP, which means $10 at a time. Honestly, she's worth it. A true dime shouldn't be dancing for a dollar a minute. Her ass was SO big, but it wasn't cartoonish like this one particular shorter dancer who was there tonight (clearly paid for it and it looks ridiculous) or flabbery. She's about 5'10 or so, so it fit her frame - I guess you'd have to date taller black women or just see it to know what I mean. Anyway as they get closer to closing time, she starts ASKING men on the main, $5 floor if they wanted dances. I hoped she made it all the way to where I was sitting like an NFL team hopes a prospect they want "falls" to them in the draft. As soon as she got close to me I was going to grab her, even if that meant cutting off the guys between us. This was an opportunity to get a $5 lapdance from a $20-a-song woman. I get her, and she starts to work. After 6 or 7 songs, she turns around and says "$60". I remind here they are $5 on the floor and she says "who said that?", to which I replied "uhh, the DJ". Now, if she would've said she wanted $10 a song up front, I'd have zero problems with that. I mean there isn't a way you look at her and don't say she's at least a 9 and that's the closest I've been to a woman with an ass that big that wasn't sloppy, so I was down - but you can't do that after the fact. She knew what was up, so I gave her $40 and she made change. I told her to just do another one for the other $10. To her credit, the last dance wasn't that much worse than the others. I think she had told several guys on the main floor that she wanted $10 earlier, so maybe she thought we all held a conference call or something. Or she just forgot. I appreciate her accepting she made a mistake and didn't take it out on me, but as a seasoned strip club patron, I can see a scenario where she turns on the charm and says "you don't think that was worth $10?" with a smile and I'dve given her the cash or met her halfway and told her to keep going, lol. I'm not cheap, I just don't like surprises. She told the guy sitting next to me she was $10, and he didn't let her go until close 40 minutes later. She isn't the first girl who has worked there who has understood even in strip club world that they were too fine for $5 a song dances, but she's the first I've seen try to enforce it on the main floor. The others are like "meet me in VIP" (so the club gets the extra $10 for the band you get), or go ahead and do $5 dances, but limit them to 2 or 4 then move on. I hope they have more girls next time I go on a Friday or Saturday.

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