This place is not easy to...

This place is not easy to find. When the leaves are on the trees, something near impossible. To keep it simple, when you're on Lanham Severn Rd at about the right place, just start looking for a big car wash. It's up a hill in a little office park area and you can't miss it. The club will be in one of the offices down at the far right end away from the car wash. It's going to cost you somewhere from $15-$20 to get in. This club is a little rough looking, but the layout is interesting.

When you first walk in you'll notice a blue hue to the lighting, and it's because there is a bank of vending machines against one wall that light the place up along with the overhead lights. There is some potential here, though like Studio 2000 before it (similar place but Sinsaysionals has more dance areas) this is not a club that's ready for the average SC fan. Seemed like a locals place overall. The place had some good things going for it, though. The staff was helpful, the DJ didn't really stand out and the dance prices were pretty good at $5. There is a raised platform area off the main entrance which costs $10 to get into, like Irving's did before the renovations. It has more comfortable seating and the dances cost about $10 up there. Think I saw something that looked like private rooms up there, too, but I didn't ask about them. Had a good number of dancers (all black from what I saw) and a couple of them were lookers. One light-skinned dancer was easily an 8-9. Very slim, long wavy hair, with a cute face and ridiculous curves where they count. Her name might have been Diamond. Friendly.

Lots of guys getting dances on the main floor both seated and standing, and the main club area is fairly narrow. There's main stage is along the far wall from the entrance, and there are chairs surrounding and also along the wall to its right which wraps around and inner wall to back the VIP platform and what I would guess is the dressing room. Think there is a mirrorball above the main stage, but not much in the way of lighting. It's not that far off the floor, which reminded me of the stage at Club 1919 (now that was a place in DC worth going to) and the dancers put on a good show for stageside tipping. There are two satellite stages, one by the door near the VIP area you can tip at without paying the $10 and another inside the VIP area. I didn't stay that long and will possibly drop in again at some point for another look. A low end club, but I wouldn't say to avoid if in the area and there are no issues with the urban crowd.