This hands-down the best strip club...

This hands-down the best strip club I have ever been to. It's BYOB and full nude, which in my experience has typically meant unattractive girls but this is not the case. Cover is $20 and worth every penny. Every girl here is a 8 or 10. The entire night there I saw one unattractive girl dancing incredibly badly but even she was entertaining, even if unintentionally so.

The girls come by in pairs of in threes and talk to you for a while and of course occasionally ask for a dance. If you want less chat and more lap, let them know and they're glad to skip the small talk.

The lap dances there are top-notch, bonerific, mind-blowing. touching is allowed and they'll casually let you know if you're going too far. Even the one-on-one dances you get from the girls on stage are incredible.