First things first. This is a...

First things first. This is a lapdance factory with black women, not a "strip club" in the classic sense. No alcohol is served, but you can bring your own in a juice bottle. Unlike some other PG county spots, the staff doesn't seem to sell liquor on the low. I've also never asked. Its $20 to get in after 9:30. $2 to leave and come back. They have an ATM machine now, the one bathroom is disgusting, dances are $5 on the main floor and $10 in VIP (which is $10 to get into, and $10 more if the girl you choose hasn't been in there yet). There's a $20 room, but I've never felt the need to go. The $5 dances usually involve bikini-on grind or even better, standing grind with over-the-bra tittie grabbing included (depending on the girl. 80% are ok with it.) $10 dances in VIP will get you a couch instead of a chair, which isn't necessarily better as far as the dance/grind goes, but it is more like a "club" and there is occasionally free food earlier in the evening. If you're seated on the main floor, girls will walk by and ask you if you want a dance. Its a good idea to figure out who you want in advance. Any hesitation or delay could be misinterpreted.

Two nights, two very different experiences. I ended up here late on a Thursday night and then again the very next day. Been here a few time so I have a general idea of what to expect. Still, I got zero lapdances the first night, and about 20 the second. Sun through Thursday, expect the B team. I didn't say the C or D team, just the B team. Mostly 6s and 7s and maybe a winner or two sprinkled in. Fridays and Saturday's, the B team will still be there, but so will the varsity Starters. I'd say there were 5 or 6 winners(8s/9s) Friday night. That was the problem with Thursday for me. There was only 1 winner, and she wasn't leaving the VIP section (even though she wasn't making any money). Randomly, she ended up on the main floor next to me giving a few $5 dances (while playing with Twitter on her phone and STILL moving her ass properly. rude, but impressive) to this one guy who somehow only had $15 on him and got $20 worth of dances. She told him "you know what its only $5 dollars, so whatever" and walked off. Now I've seen guys not want to pay up when the songs are $20 a pop and they get like $200 dollars worth and try to run (Treasures - Houston), but $5? Really? Either way, she didn't give any more $5 dances that night. After I left I thought if that happens again (one clear winner who was worth the trouble) I'd go ahead on into VIP, but I didn't Thursday so I just left after telling at least 10 girls no thank you. I'm relatively picky, but it wasn't hard to say no to the 5s and 6s. Even at $5.

Friday, the place was packed at 3am. Its actually easier to get a more "private" dance on the weekends since its so crowded. Other nights you can feel like you're out in the open - since you are. The first girl that asked me was very pretty, young, dark brown and slim but not skinny. Great chest. Much prettier than the B team girls. I honestly didn't get to check out her body before she ran up on me, so I was happy to see she had a decent butt. Not a big one (and there ARE some video vixen bodies in this place, almost every night) but a nice one. I got all 20 dances from her. Very nice girl. I didn't find out her name until 4 or 5 songs in (that's how it goes when they greet you with "would you like a dance", but at $5 a song, its all about volume for these girls). I think she said Mercedes. Anyway, she was great, and I saw the winner from the previous night and about 6 other quality looking dancers, but was very happy where I was. She told me she doesn't really work weekends so I basically lucked into running into her. No extras or grabbing (didn't ask) but she gave a very passionate, very well executed grind. Some of the girls there dance with more enthusiasm than others. It only costs $5 to find out who's who.