Sinsaysionals
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9605 Lanham Severn Rd Lanham, MD 20706

I spent a very enjoyable three...

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dclapper
Jul 22, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I spent a very enjoyable three hours at Sinsaysionals last evening. It was my first weekday visit, and having read reviews below about slow weeknights, I was expecting not many dancers. Turns out there were quite a few dancers -- probably over 20 when I left at midnight -- and fewer patrons. Nice ratio for us!

Sinsaysionals is under new management. Since I was last there, about six months ago, they've made some changes. The early admission price is now $10 instead of $5; it's $20 later in the evening. The VIP area has been divided into two sections: regular and Boom Boom. It's still $10 to get into the regular section, and dances are still $10, but dances there are now topless. Boom Boom dances are totally nude, but I didn't partake, nor did I learn if there's still a separate admission charge for that area. And on the main floor the stage has been enlarged and prettied up a bit. The soda machines are gone. Overall the improvements are a mixed bag.

I got laps from a dozen or so women on the main floor. About half were very routine with little effort by the dancer, but with full access to tits (through their tops, unfortunately), that's not all that bad. The other half ranged all the way up to absolutely amazing. Mahogany was there; she's danced at Sinsaysionals for years, and her dance was really good. Most Wanted did a great job; she also has been there for a long time. I thought both had done well to verify one of my beliefs: old timers are generally better than rookies. Then came Sky, who gave me an absolutely mind-blowing dance. "How long have you danced here?" "Since Saturday." And it turns out she's danced no where else. Five days on the job and she's the best.

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