Sinsaysionals

I was feeling a little low, so I decided to head here. Second time here and last time the dancers were scarce. This time I was so early, a little after 9:30…

So Sins is probably dead. I counted 7 girls on a Friday night. 20 or more customers. The worst thing about the club is the short songs. I mean if you…

Sinsaysionals is a strange place(but I mean that in a good way). While it’s on a main road, and it’s basically a straight shot out from the Beltway, it’s virtually impossible…

Sinsaysionals still continue to be a great go to hole in wall club. Im not into frills and thrills. I like to have a good time for a good value $$$$.…

Been here many times. Made the mistake (once again) of coming during the week, Wednesday this time. If it weren't for my go to chick Cherokee this would have been…

Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday. Man look, I have posted about this club before, and man, I just don't know what is going on. Here is the thing, I…

Arrived around midnight, right before the dancers are introduced one by one on stage. It was shoulder to shoulder on the floor like with no place to sit or stand.…

I tried going back to sinsaysionals after 6 months away on a dreary wet night where the city was empty. As I approached the club which is in the back corner of…

I went to this club because it was close to my house. It is located in the cut of the road and can be easily missed. The dances were only 5 buck…

This is my last visit here. The lapdances are only $5 on the main floor so your money goes a long way. Not many patrons there that night but the…

I went on a Thursday Night.. There was not a lot of customers there which I like because I got dances from at least 4 different dancers. The building is hard to…

I came to Sinsaysions on a Thursday night. I knew exactly what to expect. Decent dances from decent dancers. What I didn't expect was one of the finest spinners I've ever come…

I used to go on the regular. The last time I went it was very disappointing. I went on a tuesday and it was definitely better.…

im a frequent at this place. if you need to know anything about it talk to me lol. its very hard to find if you haven't been there before, so drive slow…

This place is very hard to find, just as others have noted. Many garages and cars outside. Doesn't open until 9 pm. Lit a bit more than I would like. All black…

This place is a joke. Im sorry but anyone who thinks this club is a good either is lying to themselves or they don't know what a good club is. I went…

I was intrigued by the $5 dances so decided to check this club out on a trip from Baltimore to D.C.. In a word.....unspectacular. The location itself is fine but unusual. As…

Club is located in a garage mechanic area. Not very good looking on the outside very easy to miss. On the inside doesn't look very good either. But i wasn't there for…

This is an all black venue. It appears like it was some other type of business, maybe a garage that was converted, it does not sell booze so it would be…

This place is great. I used to live right up the street so I would get bored and head out there every now and then. 20 bucks at the door but the…

I'm a frequent at this club because it is close to my house and I'm addicted to the 5$ lap dances lol. My first rule is go after 1130. I went there…

I visited Sinsaysionals on a Tuesday night a few weeks ago. I had dinner in Lanham and thought I’d check the place out afterward. The first thing to point out…

First and foremost this review is from a dancer/female perspective, so with that said, what males and females look for in clubs can be entirely different, however I will try to be…

Went back to the spot after years away. I can say I was disappointed with the amount of girls (7) at the prime time when I went. Not many customers paying customers…

I stopped by what used to be one of the better strips in the area on a Sunday night. This place has really fallen off as the years have gone by.…

It's most def worth checking out. They have good variety. Petite chicks to the thick ones. And the young ones to the old ones. I prefer the thick ones tho. You can't…

Came here on a Saturday around 11pm. Club was pretty busy. Good ratio of men to women, about even. The same ole chicks were there. I have a…

Ok so here's the deal. I went here on a Saturday night about 11pm. At first the room was pretty empty except for about 5-10 guys sitting around. The stage was empty…

Went to Sinsaysionals a few weeks ago after one of the DMV snowstorms, so wasn't expecting much, but got far less than even I thought. Only 4 girls were there the whole…

Honestly I think this club is reaching end of life. I remember it in its hay day and it has definitely fell from grace. There is always a possibility of…

I will never ever ever go back to Sins on a Sunday again. I should have known when I was able to walk in without being pat down that it wasn't…

Came here for their Christmas party the Friday before Christmas and it was fire! I've been here many times but I saw a bunch of girls I've never seen before.…

I'm a bi female. My man and I frequent clubs together, ebony inn dayshift. It was the last thursday night game of the regular season. We had stopped by after leaving laurel…

Tried this spot out on a slow Sunday night after the Cowboys lost to the Eagles (again) lol. Paid $20 to get in but I was made aware later that they have…

I rarely go to any strip club on Sunday nights even on game day and I just realized why I don't. There weren't too many to choose from but the…

Still one of my favs in Maryland. Can't beat $5 lappies. My girl Cherokee was there. If you don't know she's extra thick for those that like it like…

This is about my 5th visit. As usual had a real good time. I got there about 1:00am after hitting a club in DC and as usual I was thinking I should've…

Club located in old warehouse in industrial section of town. I felt safe at location plenty of lights no real sketchy people Hanging around . Arrived on Thursday night around 8pm…

Ok so based on the helpful advice from syco2k3 I decided to give Sinsaysionals another chance as he noted that there was a much better selection earlier in the evening. I arrived…

Well I finally made my way to Sinsaysionals for the first time. I arrived around 3am and knew there wasn't a lot of time left to work with but I was bored…

I wasn't do anything and decided to drop through. To my surprise plenty of girls and limited dudes. Good for me. I sat for a few got a dance or 2 and…

Don't go to this place on any day other than Friday or Saturday otherwise, the quality is horrible. If you go during the week, there will definitely be more girls than guys,…

went here this past Monday and they were having some sort of party. Unfettered I went back on Tuesday. Great choice. I've been going off and on over the past 4 years…

Before I started going to the Ebony Inn, Sinsaysionals was the club I frequented the most. Having read many reviews recently saying it had fallen on hard times I decided to do…

I visited this club after seeing the many flyers they had around the area. This spot was a waste of time and money. 20 at the door and 10 to park in…

The "big butt" dancer is "Cherokee" from PG County. She is not worth your time. Trust me. Okay, so I was here last night, Friday, August 17, 2013. I arrived at…

Came on a Friday night...got there around around 12:30-1. the bouncer was cool..he let me park my bike up by the front of the club..$20 to get in. i got…

This was my first time visiting this club which was on a friday around midnight. They have have all size women of your choosing, one of them has the biggest butt that…

First off, i never knew the club even existed but one of my buddies told me about the spot. So i went to the atm and thought i would at least…

This spot is cool was back there again over the weekend. Best 5 dollar lap dancers ever get the small chicks they do work. One thing though the bouncers sometimes end up…

It's been a long time since I've been out to a club. So, I hit up this spot on a Monday night after 11pm. There wasn't anything going on with the stage…

Wow what a difference a few years make. Sinsaysionals used to be the go to place for lapdances in the DMV area. This place has fallen off so much it…

Sinsaysionals STILL sucks. There is only one dancer here who is an 8 on a scale of 1-10. The rest are all 5s and 6s. So the story goes: I went to…

Went to Sinsaysionals with a couple of friends after a long week. We were trying to do the club in the early night around 10 then hit the regular club afterwards. Sinsaysionals…

Sins used to be my go to DMV spot until I started going to private underground parties. I was in the area and had no other plans so I stopped by to…

this Club is my "go to" hole in the wall. My man and I go together we bring drinks, relax and get a good lapdance. Yes i get dances, I appreciate a…

i finally made my once in a blue moon trip to sins. the days of 2007 when i came here every week 3-4 times a week are long gone abd so are…

Was back at Sins with a friend. We got in and it wasn't like the last couple of times we've been. Your money still goes far here, but the quality of service…

After reading some of the (below) reviews... And, I don't get some of you, "jokers" dudes, smh! I mean, some of you guys, write reviews; complaining like a disgruntled dancer, about…

I was in the Lanham area for a social event at the Metro Points Hotel and decided to stop thru Sinsaysionals after to see some ass shake. Only a few changes since my…

Well....I made my return to this place. It's been a while since the last time I was there. Honestly I did not have a great time. To me it was just a…

i went to this place las saturday night i had a great time, with that dam $5 lapdance they will always keep me coming back, my money goes a long way…

“Sins” has definitely fallen off. The dancer quality has plummeted. There was once a time that this club had 4 to 5 DIME piece dancers. A “dime piece” for all you lames…

This strip club is in the most deserted location ever. It's a garage all black chicks working the floor most are pretty young. Most are soso in apperance some of the smaller…

Man I can tell you this, this club used to be awesome. There was a time when this spot had Blac Chyna, that's right the Blac Chyna that dates Tyga and is…

What can I say about Sinsaysionals that hasn't been said already? It's a hole in the wall really, but damn does that hole deliver. The crew and I would stop in, spread…

I see they changed the lap da,nce back to $5 now im glad for that now my $100 can go a long way oh and I like this club sometimes u just…

Lapdances on the main floor are now $10. The $5 lapdance dream is officially dead. VIP is up to $15 and $15 to get in. Club is still not aesthetically pleasing, but…

I'm exploring PG county stripclubs, as I rather enjoy lapdances sometimes :) In PG county, they are not too expensive, most of them are $10/dance. This club is remarkable in that…

I think Sinsaysionals may be going downhill soon. But as it stands NOW, it is still a top five strip joint. This review is based on my most recent visit which…

This club has changed. The lighting is brighter and the quality of dancer is a little less now. I mean you can count the amount of dancers on your hand. Used to…

Aside from it looking like the set from the first Saw movie, Sinsaysionals is the Taco Bell of MD strip clubs: a whole lot for a little bit of change(and dignity). I…

Went their after a game and decided to see what this place was about. And as soon as I get in a get a bad feeling. Place is run down…

Sinsaysionals is a great strip club. Good parking, high quality dancers, and $5 lap dances. I recommend. I have visited Sinsaysionals a bunch of times (Probably between 5-8 times.) My first time…

I arrived rather early 950pm and it was pretty light. The dancers there were the ones that weren't that interested in working. The one's that wanted to work did the…

Maybe it's because I know what to expect, but Sinsaysionals continues to deliver for me. $5 dances make this place and when I visited last Friday, it was definitely worth the money…

I got there around 11p on a wednesday nite, 20$ of course. about 8 girls working, with one coming in occasionally. There were only about 10 guys in the club, so sitting…

Stopped by last Wednesday at around 11:30. 20 entrance fee and I stepped in. There were only 8 dancers there all night as some left while others arrived. There were less than…

This is the first time that I ever went to Sinsayionals and did not get a dance. I don't know if I arrived too early or did not stay long enough.…

I went to Sinsaysations Saturday morning about 12:30am.Its located in a strip mall and parking is still the same.The cover charge is a flat rate of $20 no matter the time you…

I'm a full-time grad student here in DC and decided to hang out with my friend for bowling on a Saturday night. Instead we decided to go to Sensaysionals on the whim.…

I actually was going to go to puzzles but decided at the last minute and come to sinsayionals. I got right at the door and I found out on Saturdays…

A few weeks ago I stopped by my favorite local spot Sinsaysionals. As usual about 15-20 girls ranging from 5 - 9's. I was able to grab a seat where I wouldn't…

I stopped by a few days after Christmas. There was a decent number of dancers for a middle-of-the-week night, and most were plenty cute. I started with a lap from CeeCee; it…

Alright, I'm 20, good looking, black, and ima tell you about my experience. First of all, you can easily miss this place as because it has no sign, and it doesn't even…

to be honest this club should exactly be rated higher because the value if pretty good but some of the dancers make the value go down got here close to midnight paid…

I had not been to sinsayionals in several months almost a year. I remember they did renovations but in terms of the girl quality. It was not what it…

Got there on a tuesday when they first opened. The guy patted us down and took our money. Lapdance was $10 he said. We drank our beers as we…

Nothing ever really changes here and that's necessarily a bad thing. Good value for the lapdances, and YMMV but you can pretty much scout for a while and figure out who's going…

Sinsaysionals is a nice club if all u are concerned is with lap dances ! This is my 2nd time to this club in a looooong time.. Things have a little bit…

Sins is typical of why there are only 2 lapdance spots in PGC that are worth the $ IMO. I hadn't been to Sins in over a year, read some recent…

Ok. This club is definitely in the cut. If i was not following a buddy, I doubt it I would have found it as its next to a car wash and either…

Its been months since the last time I went to this place so I decided to see if it was still a good value. Ever since Bazz and Crue raised their prices…

I decided to try thgis club. Being a white guy, wasn't too sure what to expect. I knew the ladies were goin to be black (I have a thing for black ladies).…

I went here one night and had an okay time. Girls grind on you in the main area for $5 or $10 a song. If you want topless you have to go…

I promised myself that I would not return to this place, but once again I found myself there. This time I don't have too many gripes, the place had it's fair…

The run down: metal chairs (few with cushions on main floor), main stripper stage is about 4 or 5 feet elevated about ground, vip area has its own pole for stripping and…

I arrived just after midnight. Finding the club could be considered difficult, but there are two or three chances to turn right because of the first driveway to the club that's connected…

Guys - I visited Sinsaysionals the other nite. This club is very hard to find! Here is what you need to do: Take exit #20A off the Beltway. Go…

i'm adding this club to my list of Unlikely-to-Returns. They now have a no cell phone rule (in this place?, u'r kidding right?) I got here around 10PM and stayed…