I have been to Sinsaysionals many...

I have been to Sinsaysionals many times. Maybe about 10 times in total. It is not a classy place at all but if you do not have high expectations then you should have a good time up there. It can be a little hard to find because it is the last building in a little auto park and it is partially hidden by some trees. It is not really located in a bad area but it is also not the safest area. I read in the paper that a man got shot and killed right outside the club in late 2007. That is not a regular occurrence around there but it does happen. But as long as you don't act stupid and just keep cool, you should be fine.

When you get inside, you can see that it is obviously a mechanics garage turned into a strip club but I think they did a pretty decent job fixing up the place. It can be a little dirty in there at times, especially in the bathroom. I try not to use it when I'm in there. The place is not very big and it can get really crowded at times, especially on the weekends. If you come in after midnight on a Friday or Saturday, expect to be standing for a little while until a seat opens up. There is no bar in the club, so it is BYOB which is cool with me.

There is always a cover charge. It is $5 to get in before 10pm Sun-Thurs and before 9:30 Fri and Sat. It is $20 to get in after that. They charge $5 a song for lapdances on the main floor. They charge $10 a song for lapdances in VIP and it costs $5 to get into VIP. The girls get a little freakier in VIP but not by much. Its not really worth it to me, but sometimes the best looking strippers will only dance in VIP. The DJ can be really annoying though, when he switches songs halfway through forcing you to pay for the whole song if you are getting a lapdance. As far as the girls go, on the weekend there can be anywhere between about 20-40 in there at a time. Out of those, there will only be about 5,6, or 7 that you will really want a dance from. The others are either unattractive, too skinny, or too fat. A lot of the strippers in there also have fake asses that feel like concrete when you get a dance. I personally hate that but some guys like it so to each his own. The dancers can be a little pushy when asking you if you want a lapdance, since that is their main source of tips. It can be annoying at times and some of the girls do catch an attitude but they're not all like that. Some of the girls are actually really nice.