Southside Johnny's

I arrived at Southside right about 10pm. It wasn’t my first option for the night but due a shooting at club down the street (yea thats the kind of area its in)…

I wasn’t going to write another review of this club, but I thought it might be good to report some changes I noticed from previous visits. This might end up being…

Stopped in for the first time in a few years. The club is easily to find, in an industrial area. Plenty of parking in a gravel lot. The sign on the door…

I was in town on business and decided to give this club another shot. In the past my experience has been hit or miss. I arrived around 11:30 PM. I remembered…

I've been to Southside Johnny's in the past, but it's been a long time. I arrived around 10:30PM and there was a whopping 30-dollar cover charge. In the past they didn't charge…

Visited on a Friday night from about 11:15 pm to 12:45 am. The club is open until 4:00, and gets busier and busier as the night goes on. Plenty of…

The women are much much much more attractive now. I don’t know where they came from but hopefully they stay. I went there on a Saturday night around 11 the crowd wasn’t…

Went into SSJ late on a Saturday night and I have to say it should have been a spot I skipped. You get checked by a bouncer who has a pistol on…

I was passing through Greensboro on a Saturday night and had only about a two-hour window to do some mongering before I had to get back on the road. I hit…

The place is now open only Thursday through Saturday. It says they open at 7:00 but at 9:00 they had no girls and were not letting anyone in. I came back at…

Came here after the Treasure Club lineup was the worst ever. Like 10 fatties. Can’t review since I do not have anything else to report. I spent less than 30 min here…

Another solid visit at Johnnys. Same 20.00 cover at door, but did not take tempature on this visit. What ive learned is dont show up before 11pm, it will be slow. Once…

So after my dismal experience at the Treasure club at Greensboro I decided to try this place out, never been here before. Inside was really nice, looks like they renovated it. Cover was $20.00…

Arrived right after 9pm and there was only one other person in the place. Dancers started soon after, normal 2 song set. Topless first song and nude second song. Good mix of…

Holiday travels caused me to stop in Greensboro for the night. Ok, I could have stayed somewhere else but I wanted naked ladies up close and personal. SSJ is pretty easy…

I stopped in after midnight on a Thursday night. I've only been here a couple of times before and I was a little surprised to see quite a few cars in…

Simply put, I had a great time in the club. On the costs: I paid $13 to get in. From there, the only other club/bar costs I had were for…

Moved to the Greensboro area within the past year and finally got around to reviewing SSJ. I first went to this club about a month ago on a Saturday, but decided to…

Ive heard of this place a few times and saw some reviews here and thought I would try it out since its the only nude club in NC. I get there around…

The comparison was striking. It was a Friday night at 11:00, and I had just left dead-as-a-doornail Christie's, where the five dancers on duty almost outnumbered the customers. SSJ's, on…

I have been to this club in the past and been very unimpressed with the girls and the smokiness. Well, the smokiness of the club hasn’t changed. But, the quality of girls…

Was on my way home from visiting clubs in Charlotte and Hickory and made it a point to stop in to SSJ's from 10:30-12:00 on a Saturday night. The entrance is…

I was bored out of my mind and decided to check this place out. It’s the only fully-nude club that I know of, and I don’t drink so that’s what ultimately…

I decided to give this place another try. In past my two visits, I didn't find any dancers who really appealed to me, so I didn't have much desire to return. But…

Stopped at Greensboro. I had high hope for SJ as I had once experienced almost as true GFE makeout session with one of girls years ago..... I arrived little before 7, and…

we first went to treasure and were less than enthused... we were outside smoking and some gut said go to southside johnnys... and as hesitant as we were we decided to take…

After a marathon session at Treasure Club, Juice and I took a break and Ubered over to South Side Johnnie’s. Having read some reviews, I was expecting the worst but was…

I've herd and even have read that this club is a shit hole... But you people just haven't seen what a real shit hole is lol... Go check out Lady G in…

I thought I would follow up on my last review since I was very complimentary about the girls. I guess Wednesday is chubby night. None of the girls dancing were less than…

First time checking out Southside Johnny's and first time at a full nude club. The door guy had the courtesy to let me know that there were only 3 girls working…

I get here maybe three or four times a year. Prior to this past weekend, the last time I was here was in May, and my last review was from December…

I used come to this club quite a bit several years ago. It was a real dive. They have spent some money on it. It's a pretty nice club now. Two brothers…

Arrived not long after open, one dancer when I showed up and then two more came in as I was there. Overall it was a nice visit, wish I had more…

Well went into this place and the girls were not very impressive at all and many few were actually very rude. My buddy gets him a girl and goes to the…

I visited on a Wednesday night. Cover was $13 and they didn't ask any extra to bring in beer and they kept the bottles cold behind the bar. Customers…

Southside used to be just the right balance of trashy and quirky... with fun, cute girls with great attitudes willing to give you some fantastic dances. The problem is that some of…

After several months away, I returned to SSJ's on the Saturday before Christmas. Never a fee to park. Cover was $15 when I arrived; others were charged $17 later in…

I went with a 2 friends. We arrived at opening time, but club was closed. Club does get to going till around 8. We all had a great…

So I went before midnight on a Thursday. The cover was $13. Almost as soon as I entered, Caramel and Jenna approached me, and were quite friendly. The…

I have been to SSJ several times off and on over the years. It has definitely gone through some ups and downs. It is not the most beautiful place, but it certainly…

I've been to SSJ's a number of times, but it's been quite a while since my last visit. (Just looked up my last review of this place on TUSCL, and it…

Went on a Friday night and there were only a handful of women working. Had a dancer come up to me and ask to sit who I really wasn't interested in. She…

I used to visit Southside Johnny's regularly. I had a friend who worked there, so I drove her there, and would spend a bit of time. The club is small,…

It's full nude, so that's a good start. Even though the dancers aren't all that hot, the lights are low and they are friendly and show off everything. I'd love…

I really used to like this club, it is a damn shame it has dropped off so much. I was down visiting my daughter who goes to school down here, and…

Arrived at 10:00 on a Friday night. There were three guys there and no girls on stage. A total of five or so dancers. This is a BYOB club and…

This was my second visit to this club. I got here yesterday around 9pm. There was a $10 cover (that I wish I could have back) and when I walked in they…

Although me and my buddy did not get charged for entry which is normally $10, the reason why was due to the quality of dancers. Arrived at about 10:30 on a Wednesday…

No cover because no girls were on the floor and it would be 1/2 hour before any were scheduled. Tipped the guard ten bucks for being honest. BYOB but didn't bother me…

Okay, so basically this club has a bunch of no-gos, never would I ever touch some of these girls, However there are 4 girls that are 7 or up and for 120…

After reading the reviews here I decided to give this place a try. Since it is a full nude club, it should kick the fun up another level from other clubs. I…

Entered club after 10pm, club is small but updated and clean. Tv's everywhere. Only three girls on shift. Was told by one of the girls that this was normal…

Stopped in on my way through town on my way to Raleigh after checking TUSCL. Was surprised to find a nude club in NC and the reviews were decent. The club…

Girls- 5-8 rating, tiny club, you GET what you PAY for ;) and you can decide with that in mind if its worth coming here. so i came in like around 9…

Gambled and tried this place again for the full nude review. Its a small club with one stage. However there are mirrors everywhere that let you enjoy the view above and below.…

I arrived about 10 pm with the expectation that by that time of night, something should be happening. Wrong. It was at least 30 mins before anyone danced, and then it turned…

This was both the smallest and the friendliest stripclub that I've been to on the east coast. The woman working the door was very inviting, and the guy at the bar was…

Small club, probably can seat 40 people but 15 there during my visit. BYOB and the charge $2 per beer to bring them in. Sort of a small business atmosphere, no stunners and…

It was my first time there. Went there around 9:30 PM after brief stint at Mirage and Treasure (more about them later). There were just hand full of cars in the parking,…

Arrived about 10:45 on a Saturday night. As I walked up to the entrance/pay window, the guy apologized that there were only two girls working. But he expected a couple more soon.…

Whenever I am in Greensboro, this is where I always go. While it is BYOB, that doesn't bother me. The owners are pretty chill and easy to talk to.…

I've been here a number of times before, but this was my first trip to SSJ's in probably six months. Visited for about 90 minutes after midnight on a Friday night.…

This club looks pretty crappy and low key from the outside, and that's pretty much how it is inside. This was the first club I have been to since…

SSJ doesn't bill itself as a high end place. I like it about them. A little seedy, but not dirty. Generally laid back aside from the occasional dancer/dancer drama that you're going…

At first, I was a little hesitant to go inside this club since it looked a little sketchy. But after the miserable experience I had at Treasure Club I figured it could'n't…

Long overdue review for a second visit. Went on a thursday night, a bar to the right when you enter, and some draped off area for lap dances. There were 1-3…

Went to Southside Johnny's last Tuesday when I was visiting Greensboro on business and had a great time. The club doesn't look like much from the outside, so don't be…

Stopped in about 10 days ago after not finding what I was looking for at the Treasure Club. Arrived about 10:30. I have been here quite a number of times…

I finally made the trek to this place. I had been meaning to try this club sooner, but the reviews indicate that the dancer quality can be hit or miss, plus it's…

My visit to SSJ took place on a Thursday night at 10pm. I had started my evening at Christie’s but Christie’s just wasn’t what I was looking for. I was…

This club is not the place to go if you are trying to make your dollar stretch. The lap dances are okay and are a pretty good value, but the girls are…

The club, while dated is a very comfortable and relaxing. There are tables and chairs very near the stage, great view, which is surrounded from virtually all sides by mirrors. You can…

This was my fourth visit to SSJ’s this year, and though the place has its drawbacks, there are things that keep me coming back. For one thing, it’s one of the…

Finally stopped by, realizing this is the only spot in town to see completly naked women. The decor is a bit dated, but the mirrors around the stage give everyone a good…

My friends were put drinking and we decided to stop by. Walk in and it wasn't packed. There were about 4 gurls working. They look older, but it was a…

I arrived about 10:00 pm. There were 3 PLs and as I found out, 5 girls. Barbie is a skinny, friendly black girl who says she's 23. Could be, but probably closer…

The club itself was nice. Management was super cool. One dancer was musty!? One was super old.... One was really fat... But there was one who was just perfect. She wasnt hounding…

This used to be one of my favorite clubs. The quality of dancers has definitely gone down hill. Most of the girls are either old or have just…

Went out with a few guys on a Thursday night to Southside. Drinks weren't too expensive, but they don't serve any alcohol, but you can bring your own beer at a fee.…

So this was a pretty shitty experience. I came here with my boyfriend and all was well until a trashy blonde came up and offered him a blow job for 30…

I decided to go to Southside Johnnys tonight I got there about 9 and it was very slow about 2 customers and no girls on stage. After being there about 30 minutes…

Read a few reviews here and other places and thought I would stop by on a Friday night. I have been here before a few years ago, and it seems the same.…

Even though it is a hour or so out of the way, I decided to wander by SSJ about 8:30. Parking lot was almost empty but I had the time invested…

Visited on a Tuesday around 11 PM. On my past visit it has been really slow but tonight there was 6-8 dancers and 20 customers. There was veteran dancers , most…