Southside Johnny's

Stopped into south side Johnny's about 9:00 pm on a Thursday night. I've been there a couple times before so I know the layout. 10 bucks in, BYOB, 2 bucks…

Decided to stop by after a long day at work. drinks were 2 dollars and you have to bring your own beer. they had around ten strippers, some really hot and others…

In Greensboro during ACC Tourney weekend. Hit three clubs. This is the last of three. Arrived as they were supposed to be opening at 7 PM. Only one car in the entire lot…

Went back after a long time, figured I had nothing to lose. Fairly slow Tuesday night (which is surprising for the 2 for 40 night). Cover is still 10, Cokes…

The club has been remodeled a bit since I was last there, new chairs and tables around the stage, new carpet, addition of a couple sports TVs, and…

I have always seen interesting reports on Southside Johnnies but had not had reason to be in Greensboro in years. Wandered by on a recent Wednesday night. There where only…

before i start my review let me just say that i went here an hour after it opened...when i got there no dancers were on stage and the guy at the front…

This place will always have a special place in my heart as it was the first strip club I ever went to when I was 18. I recently went back over…

Visited on Tuesday night around 9:30. Club is something of a hole; not really fancy, but nice for what it is. Girls were all very friendly, and not very pushy. One…

Went to southside johnnys on a wednesday night. dancers were extremely nice, great personalities and some were pretty hott. I was taken to the VIP room and enjoyed a great dance from…

I’m far from a regular but I’ve been to Southside Johnny’s a couple of times when in the Greensboro area. It’s the sort of mid-level dive club that I seem to…

This is a very relaxed club and I really liked that part of it. The cover was $10 when I went. It has a lot of mirrors and the pole is in…

So I was in the area and decided to try out SouthSide Johnnys and see what the club was all about. First, I have to say I liked what I saw. It…

Had not been to Southside Johnny's for a few years, but decided to try it again as I was around on 2 for 1 Tuesday. I arrived about 10 pm and…

Enjoyed my visit to SSJ! It was early in the evening and not many dancers yet. But the ones that were there were somewhat better looking than some I had seen in…

I went in on a Tuesday so I probably got the worst of it. The club itself is not the smallest I've ever been to but its decently close. The area you…

I was driving through and decided to check out SSJ. Cover was $10 and definitely not worth it. There were about 5 dancers on shift all in the 3-6 range. This place…

Nice to know there is still a fully nude club in Greensboro. The husband and wife couple that run it are two of the best managers I…

SSJ had some perks...and some drawbacks. Its all nude--big perk. Big con--it is byob but the fee is unreasonable...a couple bucks per drink (that you already bought and brought with you). Jenna…

I've long been a fan of Southside Johnny's, and as the number of nude clubs continue to dwindle in Greensboro (sadly) I try to continue to visit SSJ at least once a…

went in to check this place out due to the 2 for $40 dances, I should have stayed home. It was a nice enough club on in the inside not big, but…

After a long day of Thursday business two weeks ago I decided to make my first visit to Southside Johnny’s. I arrived at the club around 11 pm, paid my $5.00…

South Side Jonny's is NOT near the airport, but about 15-20 minutes away. Let me say up front that it is a DIVE of a club. I was there about 6months ago.…

This was my second visit to SSJ, but my first one was pretty brief. So this time I determined I would fend off any immediate pressure for private dances and check out…

Went to SSJ to check out the talent. I had not been to this club in a very long time. It has gone down hill a little bit, but a good time…

Went in on a late Friday night, they get pretty busy after midnight on weekends especially. There was a line to wait on a couch dance so I'm assuming they must be…

Went back for the first time in a while, with a decent evening to be had. Went on a Saturday night around 1 am, and there was a fair (at best)…

It was my first visit to SSJ. Average looking club on the outside. Come inside the door and the Door girl is immediately to your left and the bar is to your…

Haven't been out lately, but decided to venture back to SSJ's, and it was a so so trip. 4 dancers on shift, which for a Thursday night (and fairly slow) isn't…

I swear I don't see how this dump stays open. The ONLY reason is if you're a hard up old man like me who wants to see at least someone's pussy. But…

Out riding around on a Sunday night. Decided to drop by SSJ on my way home . I pull in the parking lot around 9 and go inside. The guy running…

Been going here off and on for several years. Prefer here because rather spend money on girls than booze so since there's no alcohol, there's no pressure to keep buying drinks. Usually…

Laid back club. Run by a friendly couple. Dancers with natural bodies. Nude stage dances were good with an up close view of her jewels. There are girls of every body type.…

Visited on a Two for Tuesday. There was 3 dancers and 4 customers. Two of the three dancers were tight body black females and the other was spaced out white dancer. Not…

SOUTH SIDE JOHNNY'S is the place to be if you want to have a good time, drama free environment, and lots of laughs. This little place nestled on the corner of…

Sometimes I should take my own advice. Wednesdays at SSJ are really unpredictable. Mostly it's a good night to walk on by, but occasionally there is pearl among the…

Wednesday can be really slow as the last reviewer noted. When I arrived at 10 pm, there were 2 girls working. Even the owner/greeter told me it was a really…

Past visits have been very good if not great, but this time, should have gone back to the motel and gone to sleep, could not have told the differance. This place…

First visit to Southside Johnny's, and I was a bit disappointed. $15 to get in the door. The seating area was rather small, considering the building used to be a restaurant (drive-thru…

Finally made it to SSJ. It was a business trip that was on the books for a long time and I was anxious to get there. The reviews had me interested.…

I've been to SSJ and it is a pretty laid-back club. Its run by a husband and wife and they are both really nice and friendly. I tried going there once on…

Overall, SSJ's is a good all round club. Compared to the other clubs in Greensboro, the girls are a little less desirable, but they make up for it with their dances and…

So, in my self appointed quest to try several of the clubs around here, I decided to give SJJ's a shot. After my disappointed experience with Harper's Carwash, my expectations were…

Wut? I read some of the reviews here and I can't believe they are talking about the same club. This place is a dump. It has always been a dump. I check in…

Everytime I am in NC, I gotta visit this place....best club by far in the area. yea you gotta bring your own beer.......and pay to keep it cold, and yea the…

I must just not go on the right night. I have rarely had the experience of the last reviewer, and I have been there every night of the week at one time…

Southside Johnny's is the best strip club on the East Coast! The tipping area is open with the stage at knee height. So when the girls do doggy style they…

I visit SSJ several times a year. The dancers are all very affectionate and friendly. There is a good mix of looks - some are thin and others are plus sizes. From…

I make it by SSJ's 2-3 times a year and always enjoy myself. Don't come in expecting a fancy venue with glitzy glamorous girls - you'll be disappointed. But if…

I make it by SSJ's 2-3 times a year and always enjoy myself. Don't come in expecting a fancy venue with glitzy glamorous girls - you'll be disappointed. But if…

I really like this spot and always stop in when I am in town. it is a smaller club and it is byob, with a nominal charger to keep your beer…

As I have said before, this club is very hit or miss. Last night it was some of each. I got there about 10 pm and there was a…

Was in Greensboro for my first time and for only one night. I thought I might check out several clubs but problems with my daytime activity made it obvious I could only…

this club is certainly the best that greensboro has to offer. the girls may be cuter at the gold club, but for your dollar you definately have more fun at johnny's.…

Sunday is 2/$40 in the VIP. That is one attraction, and the other is that this is about the only nude club in the area open on Sunday.…

This club is very hit or miss. Giving the dancers an average of 6 is a stretch some nights when the big game animals are out. Jenna, Mia and Bubbles…

Arrived about 10pm on Friday night. There were 3 other customers and about 8-9 girls working. Ratio was good except that of the fairly large number of dancers I hadn't…

Another stop on my tour of Greensboro clubs. Very disappointed, primarily by the looks of the dancers. The club itself was not as nice inside as the other clubs I visited, with…

I arrived about 9:00 pm and there was one customer and 5 girls working. A second customer came in before I left, but that was it for over an hour…

Southside Johnny's is the best strip club in Greensboro. You are up close and personal with the dancers on stage who are fully nude. Every $1 tip ends in a…

Cover was $15.00 there is a bar RHS of the entrance, for Water , Juice etc. BYOB there were groups of guys with coolers. there is a long stage to the right…

This is the only nude club in the area that is open on Sunday. Couch dances are 2 for $40 all night on Sunday. Admission is $15 for non-members (higher on Fri…

My last visit in October was a big disappointment. I was pleasantly surprised on this one. I arrived about 9:45 pm and was the only customer in the place. I figured it…

I hadn't been here in about 3 years. The club is fairly dark and for some reason the lighting seems to make auto-tinting eyeglasses fuzzy, at least mine. The stage is almost…

Its been about 5 years since my last visit, I stopped by around 730p-8pm, they had only 1 girl working, Jenna, a thin white female. After watching her on the stage for…

Really disappointed when a friend and I went to check out this club. He was in from out-of-town and we were looking for a good place to kick-back and have a few.…

Didn't have high expectations for the place, but it's nicer than you'd think in the inside. There are $20 couch dance options (which on a weeknight is essentially a private dance…

The place is kind of dive bar in an industrial part of town. It was very easy to miss. If you think you drove past it, you probably did. Entry…

Arrived late one evening to check out SSJ's since I had never been. BYOB, full nudity so I thought it was worth a shot. I brought in 3 beers and…

It's been years since I was last here, back in the days of Taylor and Pebbles, etc. and I wanted to see how things had changed. Bottom line: not much. Went…

Visited on Tuesday evening around 7:30pm. Club opens at 7pm not 6pm. I only saw about 5 girls. 1 thin sexy black girl, 2 non-descript girls, 1 cute blonde, and Kandi…

Went here on a Tuesday night, they have their 2 / $40 special on Tuesdays, and had a good time. The club wasn't too busy, but there were a few other customers…

Visited last Satuday night. The place is a dive but the woman are mostly 8+. The stage is show is great with the ladies each doing a 2 song set…

Visited first week of July. Still a great club for the money. Lots of ladies working. Goes late at night, and easy access from all areas of Greensboro.…

Visited on Tues. (6/19), my first visit in several months. There were over 12 girls working. Some names I remember are Star, Eve, Zoey, Jenna, Robin, Kandi and Victoria. I got dances…

I think Norm the previous reviewer was talking about Harpers since as far as I know SJ has no car wash. They finally updated there website and I was going to be…

This club is off the beaten path in Greensboro. It is however close to the airport. It is also in an industrial part of town so there is little traffic…

I stopped in on a Tuesday night becuase they have their 2 for $40 special; I should have just kept on driving. There were 5 dancers working, I would say one was…

I read the other reviews here and decided to give Southside Johnny's a try. That was a mistake. There are several membership options printed on the door, but you don't get those choices.…

Located in a very unassuming neighborhood near Greensboro's airport, Southside Johnny's is a hidden treasure! Girls are not model-pretty, but they are attentive and friendly. Lap dances are among the best around.…

The last couple of months have been slow but business has started picking up. I went in a couple of nights this week and it was packed. Also a few of the…

Things still aren't picking up at this club. Some of the "regular" dancers appear to be gone. (Nadia and Roxie were apparently "fired"?) There was a crackdown on the…

always heard about this club. heard it was dirty in every sense of the word. not so. it is byob. the club is very small. the talent…

The club has seemed pretty slow the last couple of times I have been in. There are several new girls working that are worth checking out, but you never know how…

Stopped in 1/19/06. Hadn't been in over three years. The girls were mostly 8's with a couple of 6's and maybe two 9-10's. However, I was very pleasantly surprised at the…

Stopped in on a weeknight, pretty good turnout of dancers. Shamrock and Vince are back if you like some of the dancers from the past. They have a new dancer…

I went to Southside Tues. night. The 2 for $40 is a pretty good deal, not the best in the world, but its a little better value than usual. Had dances from…

Pretty decent crowd and dancers in attendance this visit to SSJ, especially for a weeknight. There were groups of people coming in at all hours, so the place never died off…

I had a good time at the club. There were some halfway decent looking girls there and the dancing was pretty good. Some of the girls seemed a bit lazy…

Southside continues to be best value in Greensboro. Small, neighborhood type club. Had several dances with Brooklyn, well worth the money. She will make sure you are a happy…

I went to Southside last Sat and had a great time. The club is very laid back, and has a no-pressure atmosphere. Although the club is rather small they have a lot…

Made a quick stop in to see what was happening late on Tuesday. Place was fairly full until just before midnight, when a vacuum apparently sucked all the people and life…

This place has really gone downhill. They got rid of the their limo and lost their attractive women. The place is also the size of a living room.

I ended up back at SSJ fairly late on a weeknight. $10 entry fee at the door. (Just say you are a member, or they will charge you an additional…

This place was great!!! I went on a Thursday night around midnight, which from what I was told was little late, since a few of the girls had already left.…

Stopped into SSJ on a Tuesday fairly early, which was a mistake. They only had 3-4 women dancing, so they were rotating up on the stage every 15 minutes. You…

This club is going downhill and keeps getting worse each time I visit. They have done away with 2 for 1 couch dance night on Tues and replaced it with 2 for…

SSJ is located in a primarily industrial area on Market St. The parking lot is paved, and I've always felt secure here. You enter the club in what I…

Southside Johnny's is a great club. Very laid-back atmosphere, decent seating and mirrors everywhere, even alongside the stage. This club is a nude club, so no alcohol sales, however you can bring…

Went there last weekend, what a good time! There are more hot chicks then before. At least 6 girls were 8 in 1 to 10 scale. While their stage performance varied from…