Southside Johnny's
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6400 W Market St Greensboro, NC 27409

How the mighty have fallen...

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Jan 14, 2018, 4:31 PM
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Southside used to be just the right balance of trashy and quirky... with fun, cute girls with great attitudes willing to give you some fantastic dances. The problem is that some of the same girls are working there a decade or more later.

I've always likes Southside, probably because as the song goes "I like my women a little on the trashy side" (at least for lap dances), but it's careened over towards trashy over quirky the past few years. The club ebbs and flows and while it feels like it's at an ebb point right now I've no doubt that it will refresh the talent and move upwards again at some point. I've always wanted to try to limo ride here, but I'm waiting for a talent refresh first. I've heard good stories but they are 10 years old or so now.

I should note that the older dancers aren't bad (in fact they are quite good) - they just aren't 21 year old college girls anymore. To some this will be a major bonus because they can give a mean lap dance... and to some this will be a major negative because they go to strip clubs to escape the aging woman chained to them every day and night.

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