First time checking out Southside Johnny's and first time at a full nude club. The door guy had the courtesy to let me know that there were only 3 girls working before he told me the cover was $13. Since I had never checked it out before, I figured, worst case scenario, I'd be out $13. Good thing there were 3 girls there...because there was also only 3 other patrons there.
A fairly attractive young black girl was dancing, already nude. I really wanted to sit and check out the scene for a bit, but had to walk between the two other girls to get to the main room. Both black girls. No other ethnicities there.
One of them got up immediately and followed me in. She wasn't quite my type...she had an attractive enough body, but not a very attractive face. She sat beside me and started in with asking if I wanted a dance while she complained about how dead things were and the lack of customers and dancers. While sitting there, she started rubbing my inner thigh. I told her it was my first time there and I just wanted to check it out for a bit. I was trying to be cordial and drop a hint that I wasn't really interested. She told me that she was going to sit with me because there wasn't likely to be anyone dancing for awhile. The entire time, she's rubbing the same spot on my thigh and it was more aggravating than enticing...I mean for like 15-20 minutes.
Eventually, the other girl went onstage. She was chunky, not that great of a dancer and never really stripped. She pulled clothing away and gave a peak every now and then, but didn't strip nude. As soon as she went on stage though, the one sitting with me moved up to sitting on the arm of my chair and moved from rubbing my thigh to getting much more personal with the grabbing and stroking, grabbed my hand with her other hand and guided me to rubbing her ass. I even commented to her that I wasn't sure why I'd even need to get a dance with all of the attention she was giving. She assured me it gets better with a dance.
About that time, they called her name to dance next. I told her I'd just watch for a bit and she said she wasn't going to dance because no one was tipping. She walked over to the DJ booth and let him know she wasn't going onstage. I figured I had just about seen all I was going to see and wanted to see what came with a $30 dance.
The dance wasn't that great, but the extra attention got much, much more personal even with the couch dance. With A LOT of touching both ways. The dance went a bit past one song and I was satisfied, even if disappointed at the same time. She made it clear that she expected a tip. The dance was $30. I gave her a $10 tip and she told me that the $30 is just for the club and I needed to give her another $20 on top of the $10 I already gave her. Nah...I told her I was only tipping the $10 as I headed out. She was pissed.
Since I had seen all there was to see, I headed straight out the door. Not my scene and probably won't ever go back. I'd rather sip my beer and be teased by the attractive girls at Treasure Club or Mirage than be pawed at by the girls at Southside Johnny's.
