Carl's Bar

I had not been to Carl’s in a long time and did not realized it had moved (I think across the street). It was a little difficult to find, it is…

This is a nicely upgraded club with around 5 dancers each shift. They wear pantyhose and grind for half a song or so. It was kind of hard to get…

I am giving Carl's a good review as it has been a favorite of mine's for a couple of years now (ever since I've signed on for the Oscar Madison/Charlie Sheen lifestyle)…

I'm actually sitting at Carls as I write this review. It's pretty bad in here. Only two girls working and about 20 guys in here. I haven't even been approached once for…

I saw several new faces on a recent Wednesday afternoon visit, and I was pleasantly surprised by the noticeable upgrade in quality. There were still some of the usual suspects, and there…

Great local sports bar here. I always enjoy the place but it's not a high end strip joint either. Picture a nice neighborhood bar with bikini dances in th back. Dances are…

Went to Carls on Sat. I sat at the bar for about 1/2 hr. Before anyone approached me. I must say I don't like approaching the dancers because they want a dance…

I have reviewed Carl's before, and the review wasn't positive, but I go in whenever I am in town. I went there about 11PM and there were about 8-10 dancers. There is…

I stopped by Carl's during on a Tuesday late afternoon. Hadn't been here in quite some time. It is basically a local bar in a strip mall that has girls…

Stopped in Carl's on a Sunday and it was a little tamer than past visits. The grindage on the dances was still pretty good, but there was less groping both ways, and…

Hit Carl's on Friday about 5. They had about 5-6 girls working with a couple knock outs. One was super hot but a guy kept her dancing for the entire hour…

Stopped in early evening at Carls last Saturday. They have a policemen as the bouncer which actually helps keep certain people away. There were a couple black, hispanic, and white…

There has been several new night time girls. One is a smoking hot italian girl haven't had the chance to get a dance from here yet. The super small hispanic dancer who…

I go here almost every week. Just noticed last couple of weeks almost all day shift dancers have changed. Not sure where the old ones went. They did little extras and hope…

Stopped by around 3pm and place was empty. Had few beers a and a few people came in and about 5 dancers. They were all friendly and not pushy. Had a dance…

The dancers here are good, though not great. The analogy that comes to my mind is like a farm team for a major league club. There's some talent, but it…

slow club not that much dancer nice place to get a beer and relax girls are not pretty i dont recommend to go to that place if you want to see…

Went on a Friday night - late. Not expecting much - 2 out of the 4 dances were good & 2 were boring. Dancers were nice and friendly. Most…

I use to frequent Carl's quite a few years ago, before they rebuilt the place. Things sure have changed around the Stone Park area. The dancers were OK, but the…

I usually go to Carl's when I am in town, and I don't always know why. First, there is a parking lot which is usually filled, or close to it. Then there…

I had a chance to stop into Carl's recently. When I first arrived, I scoped out the place and my eyes rested on Paris who is African-America and on the petite…

I have been going to Carls for years. I was in there wednesday night and had a great time once again. Alexis is one of my all time favorites she gives great…

I'm also a regular at Carl's and I tend to steer clear of the black dancers in there. Not because I'm a racist but because I've found that they are usually…

I like Carl's it is a clean place the girls are nice. We just had a party there we were given a great deal for pizza and drinks and used the upstairs…

I have read so much about Carl's I almost felt like I knew the place even before I finally went. The "Police" in black t-shirts outside are a definite distraction. I don't…

I suppose if there was a rating system for lingerie bars this one would rate rather high. The newish facility is nice in a sports bar kinda way. Staff, security, lighting, bar…

A few Saturday afternoon's ago I made my first visit to Carl's since in opened it's new space. Like many, I was disappointed when OSB was closed down. As I was not…

This was only my third visit to Carl's, but I'm beginning to warm to the place. The facility is very nice for a lingerie bar, with lots of space, large clean…

Guys be carful of a girl calls herself ana at carls. She is a con for sure. Acted like she really liked me and gave me her phone number. Then we set…

This is a bar where girls will give you dances in which they pretty much keep their clothes on during the dances with flashes of what they have under. I was…

Went to the new Carl's. Lots of girls. Just a few very hot ones. It is a hit or miss. Sometimes you will REALLY enjoy yourself. Sometimes, dancers just not into it…

I made my first visit to Carl's a couple of weeks ago. Sounds like the "old" Carl's was more to my liking. This place is nicely decorated but seems sterile. Had…

Have been going to Carl's for a while now... Loved the old place before they tore it down and moved to the new one. The new place net door is good too...…

I'm not a big fan of the new Carl's. It's still essentially a grinder bikini bar (no stages, no nudity). And the new location lacks soul. Also, we have the continuing problem of…

Visited for the second time in a month to visit a favorite, Delilah. The place is deceptive, as the building is large, but half the inside is filled with pool tables.…

Just went to the new Carls for the first time. The old Carls was a nice place concidering Stone Park but the new place is amazing. Huge Bar and VIP Area preety…

My first experience at Carls, was actually on Halloween night with 2 co-workers this past year of 2007 at their older, and now demolished facility. It was alot smaller inside than what…

I was in carls on thursday night and had a couple of dances from a girl named cat and all i can say is that I am glad i did not have…

I ended up coming in 3 times during a recent visit and not because I planned it! The new place is nice and frankly it's kind of sad such a nice…

Stopped by the New Carls last night to check it out and wait out the rush hour drive into the city. My God that place is huge. Or maybe it just seemed…

This is my review of the NEW Carl's ... I waited several months to see if I would like it as much as the OLD Carl's. I was a fan of the…

Been to carl's last friday. I am a regular here since my first visit in december '07. This place is clean and totally renovated with lot of parking place in the back…

Rating in context of a Chicago area club. Stopped twice in the last few weeks. The new building is actually very nice. Not overdone gentleman's club nice, but a…

In Chicago on business and only had time for one "night out" and since I was curious about seeing the new building I spend my time at Carls. Ok, the…

I stopped in to check the new place out. The place is really nice. Girls range from 3 - 7. Some are nice and friendly. For $20 you…

The new place is open and a lot nicer than the old without changing the quality of dances or dancers. There do seem to be more of them working though.…

Finally the new club has opened. It openned the Monday before Thankgiving. The new club is quite a step up from the old place. There is a long bar on the left…

The new building is not opened yet. Stopped in thursday early evening. There were about 7 girls working ranging from 5-9 on my scale. Dances are done against back…

Came here on a Tuesday night. Was expecting a lot worse than what I got. Watched the Cubs game on one of the screens on the tv. Got approached…

Back in Chicago on business again and a evening (9 PM) trip to Carls was in order. While most of the girls are not that hot looking, there were 3 here…

This is a fashion show club. There is no stage. The girls only do private dances in their bikinis and flash for the $20 dance. There is no cover. The girls are…

Back at Carls again, as others mentione this is mostly a locals palce and this evening coudl nto get one the the girls I was interesting in obtaining a lap dance from…

I found myself back at Carls during the evening and was surprised. At 8pm there were about 25 guys and a dozen dancers. Mostly in the 6-8 range with a…

First time at Carls for me ecentoy on a business trip. Stoped in eally afternooon and nothing going on, one girl hanging out with an apparentl reqular, but came back ay…

Nothing fancy, this club is what it is; a square room will a long bar on one side, table in the middle (couple of pool tables) and chairs around the perimeter with…

I visited Carl's for the first time in along time last Saturday during the afternoon. They don't open til after 3pm and the place was pretty empty. There was only…

Stopped in here last Friday and had a dance from a taller, slender black lady who knew how to grind. She gave me 3 dances for $15, giving me the discount…

Ran into A girl from Reno here a Wednesday night. She normally dances out there but was back in Chicago to clean up some family business. She was a great person for…

Went here on a weekday night. The place was decent sized but no stripping by girls. They sit around or do full friction lap dances. Seemed to be a…

Stopped in on a Tuesday Night about 11:PM. It was pretty dead. About 6 girls working but none were knockouts. There was one short dancer with some hugh boobs but she…

I visited Carls relatively early on a Saturday evening after a long absence. I was put off by the first two dancers that approached me - the first because I didn't really…

i love that place there are so many good woman their .2 that come to mind are jackie and shanna .really good dances ,no bullshit .plus their really good at pool…

First off, it should be noted that Carl's is not a Strip Club. It's a bar. Yea, they will serve you a burger, pizza and other bar food. Yea, you can shoot…

Good news. Carl's has added some parking. Looks like Carl brought the property of the El Dorado Motel that was next door. It is now demolished and a fairly large parking lot…

Stopped in last Friday and had a dance from Cindy, a slender girl with a nice booty and cool personality. It was very good and she only charged $10 unlike many…

First time this has happen. Was there on a Saturday night just hanging out not really looking for a lap dance. Young Blonde girl just comes up and grabs the little head…

This place is a step above Playpen, but just barely. The girls range from 3-6s. A lot of them were wearing pantyhose. Not hte most attractive look, especially with the money shoved…

I stopped in here on Friday night after being bored at Bobby's, and only because there was an open spot in the parking lot. They charged a $5 cover and had…

Went on a Saturday night about 10:00 PM. The place was packed. It can be very hard to find a seat at the bar in the evenings. About 20 girls working mostly…

I came by here after having a less than wonderful time down the street at Bobby's Bar, and I'm glad I did. I didn't have much time as it was already after midnight…

The fun time to go is after midnight on the weekends. The place is open to all girls that want to dance. But it also brings in a ton of guys. Most…

Carls Lounge is a fun place to hang out. Its a regular bar with "fashion show" girls. It's not upper class by any means but the usually have several girls ranging from…

Carl's is a Guilty Pleasure. Of course, I like to visit during the week and early before the Riff-Raff and Thug Quotient increases. As stated in previous reviews, this club (check that: BAR)…

Carls is one of my favorite places to visit. Bummer lately is a $5 cover charge after 12PM on weekends. I was there on a Friday late in May. Had an offer…

I took a chance on Carl's on a week night, a Thursday evening, and was pleasantly surprised. There was no cover charge such as I experienced on my last visit on a…

Definitely more bar than strip club. Beer is cheap which is nice, and you can havea pseudo lap dance which is nice, but you're lucky if you get a flash or…

For a bar I dont like, I sure end up here a lot. It's tough to relax when the cops show up every hour or so and hang out at the door…

Had been to Carl's several times during the early evening fashion shows and had heard about the late nights when the "independants" show up after midnight on Friday and Saturday. So…

The lighting sucks. Some of the girls are like 55 years old with wrinkly faces. It is disgusting. The bartender is mean. The crowd is older men with wives that like to…

I was here on a Sat night, early in the evening. The place was almost empty, but there were three gorgeous girls, including Deedee (?). Not much touching, but the…

My view of Carls has changed for the worse. I visited on a Saturday evening on the weekend before Thanksgiving and was somewhat disappointed by two facts. The first, a five dollor…

Carl's is a Great Bar near O'Hare, SCORES, and other venues along Mannheim Road. They make a fantastic burger and the beer is always COLD and the people are always cool. The…

Visited Carls at 2:00 a.m. in the morning after a trip to Diamond Jim's in Beloit. Diamon Jim's was a disappointment, but had a good time at Carls. Met a very tall,…

I visited Sunday evening, around 10:30. I had several dances from a very attractive blond, probably in her late twenties. Wonderful natural body. The place was crowded enough so…

I last visited Carls on a Saturday night at the midnight hour about a month ago. There were easily 20 or more women dancing at that hour. Unfortunately, it was difficult to…

Saturday night. Stopped by for a few beers about 8:00 PM. There were 3 girls working but not too much action going on. The Girls were about a 6. I wasn't planning…

Been to every other show in the area, thought I;d make it complete. Reasonably priced drinks, friendly enough waitstaff and ok, not pushy dancers, grinding your lap for $ 5. Not…

Friday evening visit and I expected a few girls and a relaxed vibe. About 7 PM a lot of guys left and I found myself with about six "independents" working the room.…

Was a little disapointed with this place. Came in at 3 p.m. and there were no dancers. Ask a guy sitting down and he said they come in at 4.…

This is a club that is much much better when it is crowded. When it is empty the vibe is definately loser-dive which is a shame because you can really have a…

I visited this club back in December. I arrived at about 12:30 a.m. and the club was packed. There was hardly room to find a seat. Many dancers in the club, though…