Carl's is a Great Bar near...

Carl's is a Great Bar near O'Hare, SCORES, and other venues along Mannheim Road. They make a fantastic burger and the beer is always COLD and the people are always cool. The feature Lingerie dancers from 4 PM until Closing 7 days aweek. You wanna get a $5 or $10 Grind for a few minutes while awaiting a chance to "shoot some stick" (all pun intended), there may a be a few ladies available to do so. "Barbie Dolls" like they have at Heavenly Bodies or Diamonds ? NO F-ing WAY !! We are talking about women with a life outside of the club scene. May be housewives and moms, biker chicks, East Euro students, or ladies awaiting their chance to do the travelling bachelor party circuit that evening.

On Fridays, independent dancers are allowed to exploit their free-market pricing and are willing to help you spend your paycheck if yo desire. Friday's ain't no time for first-timers and youngsters.

If you got some time during a layover at O'Hare or you hate the fake vibe of the SCORES Chicago, stop into Carl's get some dances and watch the game, shoot some pool and try the CheeseBurger. I GAR - UN -TEE you will be cumming back.