Carl's is a Guilty Pleasure. Of...

Carl's is a Guilty Pleasure. Of course, I like to visit during the week and early before the Riff-Raff and Thug Quotient increases.

As stated in previous reviews, this club (check that: BAR) is less than 20 minutes from O'Hare, clean as a steam-cleaned chittlin', A/C and Cold Beers when it's HOT outside and and a selection of Lingerie Dancers who vary from Latinas from all countries, to NW Indiana Soccer Moms, and Soul Sistahs seeking additional income. The Dancers are usually provided by an agency and they just dance 2-Hour shifts and then rotate to other area Lingerie Bars (just ask 'em and follow 'em).

I had dances from GINA (a calliente' Latina with smallish natchural Chi-Chi's and a bountiful butt) and then a few with KATARINA, a gracefully- aging Blonde with an ass that has "On-Star". She can find and ride Mr. Happy in a snowstorm at night. I'm still hard just thinking about it.