Reviews

I went on a Friday afternoon. I had not been here in many, many years but the place looked the same (in a good way). It is a small, throwback, neighborhood dive bar with topless/nude…

I got here around 7:30 or 8pm on a Saturday evening with some friends, after leaving Club Risque's happy hour. No cover. Dive bars are 100% my kind of vibe, so I felt really comfortable…

The place is very small. No ID scans or pat downs. Very relaxed atmosphere. Cheap drinks. The layout is a center oval-shaped bar with 2 stages at different ends. There are booths on the outer end…

The Location Penn’s Port Pub is in the Pennsport part of Philadelphia, along the Delaware River &bordering South Philly. It’s at the corner of Swanson St (small side street) and Christopher Columbus Blvd (Aka Delaware…

I haven't been here in years. It's located on Delaware Ave, near Show n Tell and Risque. Corner bar type place. Small bar. Few other seats. No cover. Cheap beers. No couch dances. Only 3…

If you have never been to the Penn's Port Pub, this is not your average strip club. There are no lapdances, VIP, extras, or velvet ropes in this place. It is a vinyl seating,…

Let’s start with what this place is like. Kinda crappy. Doesn’t look like much from the outside. Basically just a little slack situated on Delaware ave next to an auto repair shop. This place is…

Made a trip down to Philly for work and wanted to have some fun on a Friday night. This was back in Spring of 2022, so sorry if it's a little dated. Off the bat, I…

I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible. This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out of…

Drove by after work on a Thursday afternoon. Didn't realize this place was back open again, their website is not kept to date anymore (pre-covid they used to keep the website updated with dancer…

This was my first-ever visit to Penns Port, but I was intrigued by prior reviews. Those basically described the club as a neighborhood bar with naked women, no lap dances. Honestly, I don’t think I…

South Philadelpha, PA. Friday Night. Around 1030. On Christopher Columbus Blvd. Parking right out front on the street. Right across the street from Show & Tell. Walk in. No cover, no door guy. Layout is…

This bar is located in South Philly relatively close to the stadiums. Parking is on the street or side street. Relatively safe area. The bar itself takes up most of the "club" section.…

So this is an interesting place. A u-shaped bar, some booths to the left, a pole on a 4x4 "stage." Some guys smoking, a bartender and 3 nice women who dance and leave you nothing…

Penn's Port Pub is a small place with street parking only. It's located near Ikea, Best Buy, Target, and a couple other strip clubs. When you walk in, the vibe is immediately that of a…

I dropped by PPP on a Wednesday night around 6pm. The club is really a bar with a small stage in the center of the rectangular bar. It is a small room, and the is…

This isn't your average strip club - it's more like a dive bar with women dancing behind the bar. But don't discount it just because you can't get a lapdance or extras. It's a great,…

I hadn't been here in quite a while and I had the afternoon off, so I decided to stop in. The place has been described many times but I will do so again in…

I went here on a Wednesday afternoon 2 weeks ago. Got there at 1:30. There was plenty of free parking on the street. Area seemed very safe. When you walk in there is a small…

Arrived around 1 PM. Sign on outside of entrance door said “Smoking allowed”. They aren’t kidding. When I left, I drove the rest of the afternoon with the car windows open to clear…

Back to Penn's Port Pub. Stopped in around 1 pm for lunch and some entertainment. The bar has not changed at all, it is a rectangular bar with seating almost all the way around. Clientele…

In the area and hungry and remembered reading this pub had good food and nude dancers so why not try? As others have noted, the parking is free and not hard to find. Got there before…

The Penns Port never changes, other than the bartenders who now seem to be dancers. Makes for some better viewing than in the past. Beers were $4 when I was there. About 6…

I’m submitting 2 reviews today Penn’s Port Pub & Purple Orchid The clubs are 3.7 miles away from each other, completely different and very good in their own niche Penn’s Port Craft beer $5, guy 2 seats down…

So I had read reviews and knew I was walking into a go-go bar. I was spending what seemed like a small fortune after finding a gem a PO and needed a place to…