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Penns Port Pub
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Reviews

review
published 2 yrs ago
No Frills Throwback Bar
reviewed by
johnbaer

8.0

I went on a Friday afternoon. I had not been here in many, many years but the place looked the same (in a good way). It is a small, throwback, neighborhood dive bar with topless/nude…

review
published 2 yrs ago
10/10 dive bar that just happens to have naked women
reviewed by
Baby_bat96

9.3

I got here around 7:30 or 8pm on a Saturday evening with some friends, after leaving Club Risque's happy hour. No cover. Dive bars are 100% my kind of vibe, so I felt really comfortable…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Chill Vibes, No Drama
reviewed by
goerparty1

9.3

The place is very small. No ID scans or pat downs. Very relaxed atmosphere. Cheap drinks.

The layout is a center oval-shaped bar with 2 stages at different ends. There are booths on the outer end…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Might be an option during hard financial times..
reviewed by
chimera422

6.0

The Location

Penn’s Port Pub is in the Pennsport part of Philadelphia, along the Delaware River &bordering South Philly. It’s at the corner of Swanson St (small side street) and Christopher Columbus Blvd (Aka Delaware…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Strip club with training wheels
reviewed by
OG12346

5.0

I haven't been here in years. It's located on Delaware Ave, near Show n Tell and Risque. Corner bar type place. Small bar. Few other seats. No cover. Cheap beers. No couch dances.
Only 3…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Corner bar with boobs
reviewed by
Willy215

8.7

If you have never been to the Penn's Port Pub, this is not your average strip club. There are no lapdances, VIP, extras, or velvet ropes in this place. It is a vinyl seating,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
The best little club in Philly
reviewed by
cccxx233

10.0

Let’s start with what this place is like. Kinda crappy. Doesn’t look like much from the outside. Basically just a little slack situated on Delaware ave next to an auto repair shop. This place is…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Most likely will come back.
reviewed by
tuskular

8.3

Made a trip down to Philly for work and wanted to have some fun on a Friday night. This was back in Spring of 2022, so sorry if it's a little dated.

Off the bat, I…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Would be a hoot to see this on Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

5.7

I had never been to the Penns Port Pub, but driving by the siren's call made it irresistible.

This Pub sits on Columbus Blvd / Delaware Ave along the Delaware River in Philadelphia. Come out of…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Nude girls at a local bar
reviewed by
otomac

8.3

Drove by after work on a Thursday afternoon. Didn't realize this place was back open again, their website is not kept to date anymore (pre-covid they used to keep the website updated with dancer…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Neighborhood Bar With Fully Nude Women Through a Haze of Smoke
reviewed by
pedrome30

5.7

This was my first-ever visit to Penns Port, but I was intrigued by prior reviews. Those basically described the club as a neighborhood bar with naked women, no lap dances. Honestly, I don’t think I…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Paying Pussies & Puppies that Pass @ Penn's Port Pub as a Proud, Poised, Passionate, Prolific, Prominent, Poignant, Proficient, Powerful, Persistent, Promising, Prominent PL
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

South Philadelpha, PA. Friday Night. Around 1030. On Christopher Columbus Blvd. Parking right out front on the street. Right across the street from Show & Tell. Walk in. No cover, no door guy. Layout is…