Reviews

A local hole-in-the-wall full of nice happy people smoking and talking sports. The three dancers/shift rotate on and off the teeny tiny stage with the skinniest pole I've ever seen quickly-some flash the naughty bits…

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon after putting in a little OT at work. Walked in the door and felt like back in time 20 years. Bar was large rectangle with a small platform for…

This is a small place on Cel. Ave. next to Show N Tel. It's open strange hours but it's worth the trip. Girls dance on the bar that's located as soon as you walk in.…

visited penns port pub again. their hours are kind of annoying and they occaisionally change them. it seems the website is regularly updated with the changes though. moving on to my visit:…

The unassuming small structure on Columbus Avenue looks like a generic neighborhood shot and a beer bar. You enter and voila, the inside looks a generic neighborhood shot and a beer bar. There is…

The Penns Port is housed in a rather old and unassuming neighborhood-type corner bar; one could probably describe it as being somewhat of a "dive", however, do not be fooled by outward appearances. There…

Ten custies and three dancers on an early Mon afternoon. Nice neighborhood vibe, chatty bartender easy on the eyes. Flashing of the naughty bits seems de riguer here, though some are more flamboyant than others.…

This is the best club!! Who ever thought of "gash for cash" on the tip round? While walking on top of the bar the dancers will show you pussy, unfettered and in full view. Its…

I went to this club on a Thursday afternoon around 5:00 PM. I wish I had fotten there earlier so I would have seen the first set of dancers. They apperar to have a shift…

Below par talent and a handful of custies on a slooooww Thurs nite drop the rating a little on this renowned Philly watering hole. The short-haired dirty blonde was atypically older and out of shape…

This is a very unusual strip club, and a real bargain. It is located in an inudstrial area of south Philly near several much larger strip clubs. No cover charge. When you walk in it…

This is a real bargain! It is located in south Philly near several much larger strip clubs. No cover charge. From the outside and inside it looks like just another neighborhood bar. There small platform…

Go now. Stop surfing the web, and go there. It will not pass this way again. This place -- as it has been reviewed -- is doomed. Simply put, they have…

It's good to have a club like this around Philadelphia...it's slightly different from all the rest and felt like a breath of fresh air when I visited. There are no lapdances, no cover charge,…

My favorite club in Philly, if you can call it a club. More like an old neighborhood bar with dancers. The girls are quite attractive and friendly. The views are better than anywhere in town…

I stopped in this bar for the first time on Saturday afternoon. I didn't know it existed or where it was. I had gone the Club Risque and they were not open at 2pm. The…

I went to this club for the first time on a Thursday night around 10:00 PM and went back again on Friday around 6:00 PM. It was just a local bar with girls dancing on…

This is a dirty little neighborhood pub that has a few overdone girls that dance on the bar. There are no lap dances and the beer is warm. Its really probably not worth…

This is definitely not your run-of-the-mill strip joint. I was recently back in Philly and decided to try this place out. Small shack near a few other Philly clubs, does NOT look like a strip…

This place has the absolute most beautiful "natural" women dancing in the city of philadelphia. Not a drop of silicon here, but every one was so beautiful it hurt. Stunning, completely mind-stopping brain-freezing…

This is a one of a kind place. It's a tiny tavern (could be any neighborhod bar), but has dancers behind the bar who circulate for tips on the bar after their set. Drinks are…

Penns Port is one of a kind in Philadelphia. I give it a 9 because it's so good at what it is, a hidden gem. It's a small neighborhood type of bar that isn't in…

This continues to be one of the best dancer bars without LDs. As described in other reviews, the girls are almost all white, are consistently good looking, 7-9, can dance pretty well on the…

A Philly original-small, neighborhood type place-everybody knows everybody, friendly, laid back. U shaped bar and small stage in middle. Up close and personal, dancer does a lot of moving drinks and trays around bar-crawling. See…

Visited 2/15/04 for a quick couple of beers. this is a great place for quality talent and reasonably priced drinks. No lap dances but plenty of touching on the bar. Most of the girls will…