Penns Port Pub Reviews

this place never changes...nice convivial hole in the wall joint..calls itself a 'pub' and offers nice variety of brews on tap...see the same two guys behind the bar everytime you go in...very limited three girl rotation with moderate flashing of the naughty bits...no inside or outside the bar dolla-dolla...all occurs...

Penns Port is a hidden gem. If you are looking for a place with hot girls and not being constantly hassled for dollar bills this is the place. There are only 3-4 dancers per shift and they dance for 3 songs and then walk around on top of...

Another visit to Penns Port Pub. I found the website extremely helpful in terms of figuring out their odd hours and determining who is going to be there. There are even some pictures on the site. Ok back to the club: still a neighborhood bar with...

I was in Philly Friday and swung by Pennsport for beers. This place had it's typical 3 girl set working, each out 1 at a time. The club is topless does not offer lap dances but the girls pull their g-string aside for a nice pussy view when they come...

After Phillies game last week we decided to stop at Pennsport for some beers. Usual setup at this club: 3 girls working dance and circle bar for dollar tips while showing their pussy, no lap dancing and clubs very small. I'd say this club is worth a beer or two...

Just was at Pennsport Friday and Damn!! Pennsport has some H-O-T girls!! Friday was my First Time at this little rinky-dink bar. They serve alcohol but bartender told me No Lap Dances, I dont know why because the 3 girls I saw were easily a 9 in my book!! ...

Penns Port is an extremely small neighborhood sort of bar not so much a strip club. Visited with 2 friends over the weekend and you do get to watch girls (only 3 work unusual but there are no lap dances). Whole point of this bar is to drink a beer...

I entered the bar and was surprised to see how small it was. The girls were fairly attractive a few 6s and 7s. The beer was reasonable priced and after each girl dances she comes around for a tip and spreads in front for a good look see. ...

This place is a diamond in the rough. A nice town bar with great food, reasonable drink prices, friendly staff and patrons and always beautiful and friendly dancers. Nothing like it in the area!

Sit by the bar if you want to see the beauty up close, it's a little more...

This place is like a hidden gem from another era. It is a neighborhood pub with reasonably priced bar food and booze that just happens to have 3 strippers prancing around. Everybody is as friendly as can be and you get the feeling that if anyone got out of line...

I love this place. Maybe because I'm a fan of low-key, blue collar bars. Maybe because it's not a "club" atmosphere. If you had to describe it in one phrase: good hole-in-the-wall bar with nekkid chicks. You walk in and you are immediately in a well-lit,...

This club is one of the best kept secrets in Philly. If you are chatting with a guy at another club comparing notes on where to go, this place always comes up. It's a very small corner bar right next to Show and Tel. Beers are reasonably...

I visited Penns Port, before a recent trip to see a baseball game. The girls were as usual friendly and great to look at. I still cant get over how this place works. Girls dance on stage then come around on the bar taking tips and giving...

Was a packed house @ shift change with wall to wall hotties-one dayshifter on stage and two bartop. After they'd vacuumed the washingtons their nightshift replacements steamed in with no slippage in quality. All(except one blown up) young thin with nice small and natural tatas. This is a good...

Imagine a bar like Cheers. Now shrink its size by 2/3. Now, add in a friendly bartender with beautiful eyes and a killer smile. Next, add 4 to 5 great looking milfettes. Stir in owners that care and can cook, well-priced beers, excellent cigars and a...

A local hole-in-the-wall full of nice happy people smoking and talking sports. The three dancers/shift rotate on and off the teeny tiny stage with the skinniest pole I've ever seen quickly-some flash the naughty bits more than others-though all do on their post-dance bar-top rounds collecting three per viewer-perched on...

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon after putting in a little OT at work. Walked in the door and felt like back in time 20 years. Bar was large rectangle with a small platform for the dancers on one side. Dancers did maybe 3 songs before they walked around the...

This is a small place on Cel. Ave. next to Show N Tel. It's open strange hours but it's worth the trip. Girls dance on the bar that's located as soon as you walk in. They take turns walkinmg around the bar and go from customer to customer. What's great...

visited penns port pub again. their hours are kind of annoying and they occaisionally change them. it seems the website is regularly updated with the changes though. moving on to my visit: nothing out of the ordinary at this location, beer is very reasonably priced and...

The unassuming small structure on Columbus Avenue looks like a generic neighborhood shot and a beer bar. You enter and voila, the inside looks a generic neighborhood shot and a beer bar.
There is a small horseshoe bar with a stage at the back of the bar.

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The Penns Port is housed in a rather old and unassuming neighborhood-type corner bar; one could probably describe it as being somewhat of a "dive", however, do not be fooled by outward appearances. There is one large U-shaped bar (perhaps 30 stools), several booths against the wall and a...

Ten custies and three dancers on an early Mon afternoon. Nice neighborhood vibe, chatty bartender easy on the eyes. Flashing of the naughty bits seems de riguer here, though some are more flamboyant than others. Three sixes this visit, with bolt-ons and a few rings around the trunks. If you...

This is the best club!! Who ever thought of "gash for cash" on the tip round? While walking on top of the bar the dancers will show you pussy, unfettered and in full view. Its great, no cover, no hassle, and the food is pretty good.

This is one of the...

I went to this club on a Thursday afternoon around 5:00 PM. I wish I had fotten there earlier so I would have seen the first set of dancers. They apperar to have a shift change about 4:30 or 5:00 It was just a local bar with girls dancing on...

Below par talent and a handful of custies on a slooooww Thurs nite drop the rating a little on this renowned Philly watering hole. The short-haired dirty blonde was atypically older and out of shape for this bar which usually has high standards, and after she departed the stage she...