And now for something completely different!

So this is an interesting place. A u-shaped bar, some booths to the left, a pole on a 4x4 "stage." Some guys smoking, a bartender and 3 nice women who dance and leave you nothing to wonder about.

Smoking is allowed, the food is really very good, but you don't come here for it. You're also not coming for lap dances or any mileage whatsoever, since they aren't offered. Let me state that again for reviewers asking how much the dances are. They cost nothing because there AREN'T ANY!

What you do come for is for 3 women (a younger Italian girl with a bit of a baby belly, an older latina and a rubenesque black girl) to take it all off and let their tender bits hang out over your cheesesteak. You tip them $2-3 and they move on. No mingling, only a bit of awkward conversation. The lighting isn't perfect but any better and you would be a gynecologist. Apparently there are a few more girls on later in the afternoon.