Penns Port Pub Reviews

This is a very unusual strip club, and a real bargain. It is located in an inudstrial area of south Philly near several much larger strip clubs. No cover charge. When you walk in it looks like just another neighborhood bar, which is exactly what it is, except that at...

This is a real bargain! It is located in south Philly near several much larger strip clubs. No cover charge. From the outside and inside it looks like just another neighborhood bar. There small platform and a pole at one end of the bar. One girl at a time dances...

Go now. Stop surfing the web, and go there. It will not pass this way again. This place -- as it has been reviewed -- is doomed. Simply put, they have an adult cabaret license almost across the street from the site of a future casino....

It's good to have a club like this around Philadelphia...it's slightly different from all the rest and felt like a breath of fresh air when I visited. There are no lapdances, no cover charge, and beers are cheap enough. My Bud Light was $3.75, I think? There...

My favorite club in Philly, if you can call it a club. More like an old neighborhood bar with dancers. The girls are quite attractive and friendly. The views are better than anywhere in town and the drinks are cheap. A great place to stop and get warmed up before...

I stopped in this bar for the first time on Saturday afternoon. I didn't know it existed or where it was. I had gone the Club Risque and they were not open at 2pm. The Clssis Go-Go sign caught my attention and I went in. The reviews below mine spell...

I went to this club for the first time on a Thursday night around 10:00 PM and went back again on Friday around 6:00 PM. It was just a local bar with girls dancing on the bar. The bar has one stage. The girls would move from stage to walking...

This is a dirty little neighborhood pub that has a few overdone girls that dance on the bar. There are no lap dances and the beer is warm. Its really probably not worth your time to stop by....

This is definitely not your run-of-the-mill strip joint. I was recently back in Philly and decided to try this place out. Small shack near a few other Philly clubs, does NOT look like a strip club from the outside. Inside, a U-shaped bar with a small table in the middle...

This place has the absolute most beautiful "natural" women dancing in the city of philadelphia. Not a drop of silicon here, but every one was so beautiful it hurt. Stunning, completely mind-stopping brain-freezing thoughts-are-racing-but-mouth-ain't-moving stunning. This is basically a joint for unionized construction workers (though the crowd...

This is a one of a kind place. It's a tiny tavern (could be any neighborhod bar), but has dancers behind the bar who circulate for tips on the bar after their set. Drinks are cheep, people are friendly and the dancers were surprisingly attractive for a hole in the...

Penns Port is one of a kind in Philadelphia. I give it a 9 because it's so good at what it is, a hidden gem. It's a small neighborhood type of bar that isn't in a neighborhood. It's on Columbus Blvd (Delaware Ave) in South Philly, a 5 minute drive...

This continues to be one of the best dancer bars without LDs. As described in other reviews, the girls are almost all white, are consistently good looking, 7-9, can dance pretty well on the tiny stage, go topless by the 2nd song of their set, are very free with...

A Philly original-small, neighborhood type place-everybody knows everybody, friendly, laid back. U shaped bar and small stage in middle. Up close and personal, dancer does a lot of moving drinks and trays around bar-crawling. See little ethnic variety here--mostly slammin' white bread 7's and 8's. High quality and personable. Odd...

Visited 2/15/04 for a quick couple of beers. this is a great place for quality talent and reasonably priced drinks. No lap dances but plenty of touching on the bar. Most of the girls will show you all the goods. Rarely is there a pig on stage. Great spot for...