Penns Port Pub
Closed
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Small dive bar with a nice view

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BigButtAddict645
Oct 5, 2019, 2:58 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I went here on a Wednesday afternoon 2 weeks ago. Got there at 1:30. There was plenty of free parking on the street. Area seemed very safe. When you walk in there is a small stage with 1 pole straight ahead behind a bar in the middle of the room with seating all around. There are also booths to the left on the wall. There's also a pool table in the back that no one was using. When I first arrived, there was 1 customer at the bar, later on more customers came and went but there were never more than 8 customers at once. Everyone just keeps to themselves. Place had a very relaxing, chill atmosphere. There is smoking allowed too so your clothes will smell like cigarettes when you leave.

Prices are very reasonable. Basic, typical bar food. I had some wings, fries, 3 cokes, and that all came to $12 something. I gave the bartender $13 plus a $3 tip. I rarely drink so I don't know how much a beer or liquor cost here. The bartender was a blonde woman with a nice, fit body, who looked like she could be a dancer as well. There were 3 dancers on shift. All of them were white, with spinner type bodies. 1 girl comes out in a bikini and takes off her top during the first song. 2nd song takes the bottoms of. 3rd song she dances naked. The next girl comes out to start dancing to next song immediately. The girl who just finished dancing then puts their thong back on and walks around on the bar countertop and collects a $3 tip from each patron. 1st dollar you put between their tits. Second in their thong over their ass. 3rd dollar they flash their pussy to you.

The first girl I saw was a little skinny for my personal taste, but had exceptional tits. Face maybe a 6. Long, straight, black hair with glasses. 2nd girl IMO was a 10. Hair dyed red, very fit body, juicy ass, toned abs, athletic legs, and a beautiful face. Breasts maybe C's. Imagine if Jessica Rabbit had a younger sister with an athletic spinner body. 3rd girl IMO was a solid 9. She had slightly smaller tits. Looked like B's, but still looked really nice proportionally to her body. She had curly, dark brown hair dyed purple. Face was also very pretty, looked like she could be Italian or part hispanic, slender athletic body, very strong, athletic looking legs. She also had a large tattoo over her solar plexus. I think it was one of those yoga, 7 chakras type of patterns. I overheard her tell someone that her name is Violet. I didn't get any of the other girls' names. I was here for 3 hours, and saw all 3 girls dance 5 times each. They came out wearing a different outfit everytime and were very entertaining to watch. There are no lapdances available. This makes your money last a long time. I was here for 3 hours and only spent $45 + the $16 for food and soda. This is a good place to relax and watch some very pretty girls get naked when you're on a budget. Just don't expect more than a really nice view.

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