Penns Port Pub
Closed
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Different....but good!

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0ddJob69
Jan 26, 2019, 10:03 PM
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So I had read reviews and knew I was walking into a go-go bar. I was spending what seemed like a small fortune after finding a gem a PO and needed a place to relax and chill on the spend rate. So I thought I would give Penn a try not expecting much. Parking on street is limited, no concerns on parking or entering club. Bartender (sorry I forgot his name) was very pleasant, helpful on change, and not pushy on drinks at all. Very relaxed atmosphere. Ended up spending three nights here just chilling as it was just down street about a mile from my hotel and also near some decent food. A couple other clubs are located right next door as well, but as they are not part of this review, that is all I will say about them. The ladies I found to be much better looking that what some of the reviewers describe on here. Are they 10's, probably not in everyone's book. They aren't 3 and 4's either in my opinion. Over my three nights here, I saw seven differently ladies and I thought they all were average or better. Two of them honestly I thought had a serious "it factor" that you can't help find them sexy and attractive. I don't know what "it" was, as I wouldn't consider them 10's in my book either if we are talking strictly outer appearance, but they had "it". As others mentioned, this is an old fashion go-go bar. All nights had three ladies total working. Ladies would dance to three songs - bikini, topless, nude. After the third song, they would put the bottoms back on and circulate for tips. First tip bikini, second tip boobs, third tip nice flash of kitty. All the ladies were very friendly. No dances of any kind offered. Drinks were more than reasonably priced. As others have mentioned, if you are at one of the hotels nearby, this is/can be a cheap fun night out. If you are looking for anything more than what i have described, this is not going to be the place you are looking for. This is strictly a laid back relax atmosphere with cheap drinks and what I found to be attractive women contrary to some of the reviews below. All but one of the ladies but one over the three nights were white.

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