Penns Port Pub
Closed
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Consistently good experience, within its limits

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chimera422
Sep 21, 2019, 8:46 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Arrived around 1 PM. Sign on outside of entrance door said “Smoking allowed”. They aren’t kidding. When I left, I drove the rest of the afternoon with the car windows open to clear the cig smell.

When you enter, (no cover charge, not sure about night time) there is no vestibule, so you will be nearly blind for a few seconds as your eyes adjust to the lower light conditions inside. The bar is a rectangle, with a shorter side facing the door. It takes up a good amount of the floor space, but there are some diner style booth/tables on the left wall. On the back left wall is an archway to the pool table room, where the entrance to both the bathroom and the dancer dressing room are. The door to the dressing room was open when I went back to use the bathroom, so got some extra views . Bathroom itself is small, but on the clean side. One urinal, one toilet, but no dividers, so not much modesty possible.

There were 9 customers besides myself, the older male bartender and the three dancers who worked 3 song rotations on a small (4’x4’ square in side the bar. Hard to dance, but most of the time, the dancers were lying on their backs, or on their sides on the stage, or on their hands and knees giving great visuals to the patrons. Some patrons would throw crimpled $1 at certain body parts. Often one dancer would be doing a tip walk along the top of the bar while the dancer after her was on her 1st or second song. NO DANCES AVAILABLE.

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