Local dive bar with a stage
Penn's Port Pub is a small place with street parking only. It's located near Ikea, Best Buy, Target, and a couple other strip clubs. When you walk in, the vibe is immediately that of a local dive bar. There are a few booths along the left wall, and a rectangular bar with seating all around it. All told, this place probably accommodates no more than 30-40 people. In the middle of the bar area nestled between two drink wells is probably the smallest "stage" I've ever seen in a strip club, with a narrow fixed metal pole extending to the low ceiling. I put "stage" in quotes because it really looks more like a wooden table.
My friend and I sat down and ordered a couple drinks. It's a very basic bar with domestic beer specials and a few things on tap. The staff is friendly enough and you get the sense these are mostly regulars. The booths were empty and the 8-10 customers around the stage were engaged in throwing wadded up bills at the girl dancing, an athletic AA girl.
The girls are topless for one song and then full nude for the second. After their set they walk all the way around on the bar and collect tips.
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