Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Went into Pandora's dayshift. Cover was 15$, got my change in 1s after being served my soda. For those unfamiliar with the club, there is no alcohol (WA state law), cover varies…

Post holiday stress relieving needed and no better place in my mind than Pandoras. Parking lot on a Monday afternoon was fairly empty with only about 7 cars total, but two of them…

So this is a late review as I was in Seattle during the Niners game against the Seahawks. So my buddies and I decided to check out Pandora on Wednesday night before…

Decided to check it out while in town. Had visited the downtown clubs in the past, but heard this was one of the better options and had less of a clip joint…

Pandoras as everyone reading this knows, is really 2 clubs in one. During the day it's a relaxed place with $10 cover and a $5 drink. Women get to know you and…

I had a business trip to Seattle last week and like any true pervert the first thing I did after checking into my hotel was grab an uber to Pandora's. Unfortunately my…

Was bored on Sunday so I decided to take the short drive over to pandoras. I’ve always been a weekday dayshift perv, but decided to give Sunday a try. Pulled…

Visit Pandora's for the first time at 8pm on a Thursday. Only about 5 girls working at the time but more seemed to show up closer to when I left before 10PM.…

Ok. My English not good. I from Vietnam. I do my best. I see people get mad for naming dancer so I give hint. Ok? Good. I like this place. I…

First time coming at night for a while. I’m normally a daytime warrior here. I just stopped through with no expectations. It was a pleasant surprise actually. Facility is about par with…

I stop by on a Tuesday afternoon, paid my cover ordered my Koch inside against the wall by the bathrooms. There were seven or eight girls and only about three or four…

I was able to get out of work early, and thought some time surrounded by naked ladies would be good for my soul. I wanted to see Jade, but her Instagram said…

Spontaneous visit to Pandora's on a weekday evening. It's been over a year since I've been in here. Several chicks were working, one stage was active where girls would do two…

Decided to make a run down to Pandoras to release some stress around 11:30am last Monday. Only around 6 cars in the parking lot, came into the club and paid the…

I had to get my game on. I was looking ti get some action. I am usually a dayshift patron but hit it at night at about 9pm. Space in the parking…

Pandoras is my go-to in Seattle. It has the best mileage out of any club I've been to. I went in last Thursday and had a pretty good time. The cover is…

Arrived at 17:00, guess it is a very unbusy time to visit. Cover is $10. There were less than 10 gentlemen there, so pretty quiet. There were 3 beatiful dancers. 3 is a…

not many customers in the club when I stop by early afternoon. Layloni, Monse, Paisley, Sativa, and Anya were there. I will say that since reopening after Covid forced the club to…

It’s Thanksgiving, so I went to a strip club to celebrate with degeneracy. I could have went to any strip club club this Thanksgiving, but I went to Pandoras because it’s the…

It’s turkey day for most of you….for me it’s more about stuffing and cream pies. Wandered into our favorite hole in the wall in the PNW. Shades of Red/black are the theme…

After my first visit to a Seattle strip club, I was planning to branch out and try another club. I happened to be near Pandoras on Wednesday morning, however, and impulsively dropped…

We got into town early this week. So we decided to check out the weekend night crew. We left very disappointed. Arrived just before 6:00 to see Anya wrapping up with a…

This was my first time going to a Seattle strip club, having relocated from Arizona a few years ago. It seemed like the consensus among Seattle guys on this site is that…

I won a bet on the Friday Dawg game from my OR buddy so decided to let it ride at a strip club. My buddy from OR prefers his Portland clubs…

SETTING: My visit was 10:15 pm to midnight. The club is on the right side of the street, facing north, and has a small but adequate parking area. Hours were posted on the…

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my haunts of late, with nothing but the memory of Minnie’s fat ass. A perv can’t stay away from his watering holes for long though, so…

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days. THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT…

Visited on Thursday afternoon for my 2nd visit to Pandora's. Walked in and gave the door lady $50. Went to the bathroom and when I came out she had my club soda…

Had a dinner meeting at 6:00 in Seattle, so I thought I’d stop by my old reliable and see if I can have a little fun. Parking lot was busier than…

I am usually a daytime visitor, but this time I rolled in on a Tuesday evening and it happened to be right at shift change. I paid my cover and took a…

I visit Seattle fairly often and have noticed the reviews for the clubs, particularly that Pandora's gets the most, and is held in high regard by the distinguished members of this forum,…

Obligatory club info (mostly copied from my earlier review, not much changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think…

Came here on a weekend daytime visit not too long ago. $15 gets you in and a non-alcoholic drink. I believe it’s your standard coke products. Coke, Sprite,…

As many of you here have read the trips to pandoras differ between day and nighttime shift. This time I was able to go during the day. It was the first time…

Been monitoring pandoras reviews since so long, so decided to give it a try on Thursday, as per suggestions high mileage is on weekdays day shift, so visited the club at 1:30.…

Definitely like the remodeled club. The ladies were all pretty attractive. Most unmemorable stage shows, although Lola (?) had some really impressive pole work. Most of the ladies who approached were friendly and…

After my last visit with a couple coworkers I was back in Seattle and decided to see if we just hit Pandora’s on an off night. Not sure if we did, but…

Went in on Monday early afternoon. First up was Luna. I was sort of shocked to see her because the last time I saw her I was licking her butthole…

I was out drinking with some friends. On the way home my car turned into pandoras. I popped in a Vitamin V. There were about 15-20 cars in the lot. There is…

General club details. $15 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right. Second smaller stage…

Arrived just after noon. The parking lot was fuller than I expected. Went inside paid the $15 for soda and found a seat. Things were definitely just getting started, but fairly busy…

I’ve been trying to stay from my favorite degenerate pastime, but there’s been some new talent on the scene in town I’ve been meaning to try. I went to Kittens, my new…

Here is the general club details. $20 cover includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead, DJ and bar to your right.…

Arrived at Pandora's around 3:30 PM this past Monday, parking lot wasn't full but had a decent amount of cars there, but finding a space was no biggie as expected for a…

Sorry for terse review, but only had an hour so was pretty quick. Place was pretty nice. Safe area, plenty of parking. Generally clean inside, although honestly could have used slightly more…

Hit up Pandoras for thew first time on a Saturday night a couple of weeks ago. I see a lot of reviews on here about daytime visits and weekday visits but not…

I visited Pandora's on Friday 7/22/22 at about 4:30PM hoping the 2 for 1 VIP rates still started at 5PM. They were indeed still available as you can see below. There…

The exterior Pandoras has recently been painted. It’s now a dark brick red color. Some customers probably won’t notice because they’re quickly walking from the car to the club entrance, hoping by…

Visited Pandoras around 5:30 in the evening. Took the metro from downtown to roosevelt and hopped on a uber from there. The club is in a decently safe area and is easily…

I’m a strip club degenerate perv. I did the strip club tour last weekend but needed another perv high. So I went to Pandoras…again. I’ve said before that Kittens is becoming my…

Obligatory club info (copied from my earlier review, nothing changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are…

I ventured out to Pandora’s earlier today; I am normally a Kitten’s guy but I had a strong yearning for a world-famous Pandora’s day-shift handshake. I arrived a little after noon. The…

Stopped by about 11:30am on Tuesday, paid my $15 cover and orders a Coke. There were only 3 dancers and 2 were in the back taking care of customers while the other…

I went to the Mariners Game and watched them beat the Yankees in the afternoon. Afterwards went and got some drinks with some friends. It was about 8pm and I needed…

First paragraphs are the obligatory layout of the club. Entrance is on the south side of the building. Plenty of room parking during the daytime, roughly 30 parking spots.…

This was supposed to be a review of Dreamgirls at Rick's. I was curious to go there since they haven't been reviewed very much and I wasn't planning on staying long anyway…

Anyway I stopped by Pandoras at opening after my little spin with Minni at Sugars just because. I’d almost had a thing with Madison last time I went so I was on…

Had free time Friday afternoon and stopped on by to see what was up. I paid my $20 to get in. In case people do not know. This place has a…

Stopped by on Tuesday night, maybe 11:30pm. Plenty of parking around the club, lot was maybe half full. For those of you burning a free review read, here's the general club details. $20…

This is a late review - i went about 2 weeks back. It was one of those hot days in seattle, had nothing to do so dropped by Pandoras around noon. The cover…

This was my first time back to Pandora's in awhile. They changed some things up, but much remains the same. $20 to get in, which included a free soda. I arrived around…

I found this spot to be a bit underwhelming. Far north side of town, so a bit of a drag to get there if you're not driving. $20 got me in, unlimited diet…

It was a sunny Saturday around noon. Parking lot was about a quarter full. Alternative looking thick girl took $20 at the door, and asked me what I wanted to drink. When…

Came in on a Wednesday night and was pleasantly surprised by the talent in for the night. Walked in paid the usual entrance and drink fee and sat at a table a…

I had a little free time and was nearby Pandoras, so I decided to head over in the afternoon around one. Tuesday, as in this Tuesday. I was hoping to catch Monse…

Been out of the country overseas for some time, and upon returning stateside, thought I would stop by some of the old haunts and see what was happening and if I recognized…

Pandoras has always been the benchmark for pervs and for show watchers. I read the previous review about lower quality looks and body types and I kind of have to disagree.…

The parking lot was full. It accommodates about 25 cars. I paid my $15 cover which gets you in plus a soda. Inside there are two stages one big…

Stopped by after visiting Sugars about 4-5 weeks ago. Probably about 1pm or so. As usual lots of cars, but always seems like more cars than mongers or dancers, who…

It was my first time in Seattle after a couple of years and I remember that the best club I knew there was Pandora. As it was Saturday, which, from decades of experience,…

I was meeting a friend and I had a few hours of free time before I had to meet him. I found myself in Pandora's for the first time. A nice blonde…

I visited Pandoras in late May on a Friday from 3 until about 5:30 There were probably about a dozen dancers and perhaps 9 guys scattered throughout the establishment. There was a…

So this was a Wednesday, as in yesterday. Being in the area and needing to brush up on my feminist bonafides by paying a slut to take her clothes off for my…

Landed back in Seattle after about a year. Three in our crew. My usual partner in crime and a newbie coworker. After discussing which club to visit over a couple of beers,…

I stopped by early on Tuesday after stopping at Sugar’s and striking out because they only had one girl working and she was not my type. Pandora’s wasn’t a lot better. I…

I dropped in. I was in town visiting my auntie. Man. I got issues. I paid the $10 entry and another $10 for a watered down sprite. Two stages,they were using one.…

Well went to Pandoras after a long break to have some fun. Pandoras has been having a large lineup on Friday and Saturday evenings if you keep up with their Instagram page.…