I'm in love with a stripper

Pandoras is my go-to in Seattle. It has the best mileage out of any club I've been to. I went in last Thursday and had a pretty good time. The cover is $20 and dances are $40 or 3 for $100.

The highlight of my night was a hottie named Stella. Mid 20's white blonde. She just looked like a super hot girl that you would see out and about in the real world. She didn't have a stripper look if that makes sense. I had a great conversation with her before opting for the 3 dances for $100. The first dance was pretty alright but it got better for two and three. Allowed me to play with her nipples and offered to take me to the VIP room. I didn't have the cash on me so she offered Venmo but I passed this time. God, I wish I didn't.

Went back out to the floor and was approached by two girls. One was named Julia (a tiny brunette 7) and the other one was a big girl that I didn't catch the name of. They came talking about how two girls are better than one and they get so horny when there are two. Said that we could all three go into the VIP and they would blow my mind. Wouldn't tell me a price. TBH if it was just Julia I would've taken it but the other girl just didn't do it for me. I took Julia for a dance instead and I could tell she was annoyed (they were very pushy about getting me into VIP). The dance was pretty mid and when it finished she was back to trying me to go with both of them to VIP to make my dreams come true. I passed and they both got offended.