Underwhelming Wednesday

Landed back in Seattle after about a year. Three in our crew. My usual partner in crime and a newbie coworker. After discussing which club to visit over a couple of beers, we decided against hitting Kittens because of the high pressure environment even though it is closer to the airport. So, we ventured north to the more laid back and reliable Pandora’s.

Unfortunately, it was a less than memorable trip. Not a complete loss, but not up to the expectations of a year hiatus. Paid the $15 to get in and get a drink. The lighting and decor had changed and had a lot of black light and fluorescent colors. We learned from a dancer it was left over from a themed rave party the manager threw. We all grabbed our own tables. The young buck wanted to sit near the stage. We were initially disappointed with the quality of dancers and only recognized Monse. She recognized us. Not our favorite, but reliable. So we gave her $100 for three dances and sent her to our newbie by the stage to break him in. She broke him in satisfactorily.

We veterans spent the next couple of hours trying to find someone to satisfy us. My buddy had single $40 dances from Stella and Sky. Stella was a not too thin blonde. He said she spent their dance vigorously bouncing and grinding with her butt. Sky, a fit, thick mixed chick gave him a similar dance. I like more sensual dances and I thought I found that with Sativa. But, I realized that what seemed to be sensuousness was just the effects of her partaking too much of her namesake. After one $40 dance I had enough.

Tess came by and gave me her sales pitch. She commented that she could feel it was working. But, I chose to pass because she had more junk in the trunk than I like. Pretty face and nice Cs, but didn’t do it for me. She moved on to my friend and got a similar response. He spent about another hour trying to talk himself into visiting the VIP with her. After several unimpressive dancers he decided to give in. He was very glad he did. Three dances for $100 put him in a very good mood. After that we decided to call it an evening.

For those that care, we didn’t do the rooms, and didn’t ask the prices. I probably touched ion them in my previous post and am sure others have too. Other dancers we could remember were Brittany, Jess, Pisces, Bunny, Celeste, Leilani, Molly, Dynasty and Eden. Like I previously stated, none peaked our interest. They may for others. Leilani, Dynasty and Jess were very thick (very). Bunny was skinny, tatted with ear gauges. Molly was a bespectacled redhead working the tatted school girl look. Pisces was an AA with a decent body. Brittany was a brunette with a cute face but average body. We come hoping for much better than average. Almost all the girls had a lot going on below and not much up top.