Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

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Jul 7, 2022, 9:38 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

So this was a Wednesday, as in yesterday. Being in the area and needing to brush up on my feminist bonafides by paying a slut to take her clothes off for my pleasure, I swung by the old steady to satisfy my perversions. Ended up being a better than usual Pandoras day experience. Business was slow and the women were desperate, and deals were easy to strike with some samples on the menu. Got in some good fondling and left more relaxed than when I came in. Spent 215.

Paid the 10 cover, grabbed a seat near the LDA and had my sugar water (5) served to me by a whatever blondie. Ever since the bubble butt AA with the miniskirts that barely covered her ass who used to work the bar stopped working there the bar eye candy has dropped in quality. Seattle clubs need to take a leaf from the Portland scene and have topless bar girls (think Casa Diablo). Tit fondling for a tip option wouldn’t be such a bad idea either. A fat ass blondie milf was getting naked on stage for the other two feminist activists who had decided to patronage this venerable establishment. Sat back and inspected the naked body I paid 15 to see. There were probably around ten girls working the club, although not all were visible at one time. Paisly was hanging around and headed over my way, recognizing me given our past history of choir girl LDA activities.

It was as slow as fuck in the club so she went in for the sell immediately. Grabbed my cock (it was under my pants obviously) and stroked a bit. She’s a skinny brunette and a little on the taller side. Nasty as fuck. I can basically fit her ass cheek in the palm of my hand. Flat tits but at least they aren’t fake. I’d spotted Anya so decided Paisly would be a one dance thing. I might have went for Monse but she was tied up with a monger in the LDA, as I found out as I headed back with Paisly. She was being the virtuous convent nun she always is. The guy had her in the saddle and she was riding hard. Had those big fake tits stuck in his face. Paisly stripped naked before the song started but I kept my hands to myself until our cue. Started at the top and moved down. Tits fondling. Ass squeezing. She made a turnaround and I was able to fondle the ass more easily. Song ends and being the gentlemen I am I gently proffered the 40 and said thanks for the dance. No, of course I didn’t. I waited for her to pull her panties on and slipped the bills in before giving her ass a good final slap. Had to let the slut know she was being used.

I headed out and watched a couple more strippers twerk. Then Anya came on stage and stripped naked. Nice supple ass. Firm tits. She was the one I wanted. We made eye contact as she was twerking. Song ends and she throws her bra and panties back on. These strippers should just walk around the club naked all the time. They’re basically naked anyway, and it would maximize the pleasure of the pervs. She heads over and we do a little preliminary convo bullshit. I grab her ass a little. Eventually we agree on 160. Variable number of songs. Back we go.

Cue the song. She strips down and I start to fondle. Her ass is nice and firm and I start to slap and fondle it. Felt her pussy and her tits were in my face. I was heated now. A naked woman stripping, twerking, and letting me fondle for my pleasure. I was at max level 10 perving. Things started getting more heated during song two. I left…relaxed…and satisfied… by the end of song three.

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