Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

It had been a while since I visited Torpedoes. I dont care for it much since I have not had much luck interacting with any of the girls (i.e., no lap dances,…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon to check out the lunchtime staff working and grab a bite to eat. I parked at one of the metered spots on the street just past…

This is a large bar. No cover which was nice. After you walk in there are pool tables to your left on the second level - along with the…

My local favorite spot. Been many times and always have a good time. Almost always have at least two girls to my liking. Good variety of girls, in the past…

I came here last night because on Tuesdays they have 2 lapdances for $25. No cover. Showed up around 10 pm and stayed til almost 1am. The vibe is very chill and…

Despite my ratings, I like Torpedos. It is a no frills go-go bar with food. I parked my car and did my normal thing, come in, sit down, get a beer and…

Probably my 3rd or 4th time here, 1st on a Tuesday. 2 for $25 private dances is a great value as you get full song and decent roaming with most girls.…

It's probably been 5 - 10 years since my last visit here. Visited on a Thursday at about 1:30pm. Parked in the street with metered parking so bring some quarters with you.…

Torpedos is a good spot located on the main st of bound brook and there is street parking and the building is connected to the train station parking lot. I’ve always just…

Went on a Thursday early evening. The afternoon shift was finishing and the evening shift was coming in. Rectangular bar with long rectangular dance floor behind it, which usually accommodated…

Had a few hours free and wanted to see how Torpedos was so I stopped in. But its right in front of the train station so all the street parking is metered…

I had great time with Vanessa. Brazilian athletic busty brunette excellent roaming, high mileage all for $25. I went there around 1 PM. I noticed the sugar girls with their sugar daddies.…

This place isn’t too far from my house so I decided to finally visit after reading the reviews here. I knew not to expect too much Of a crazy time, which…

Was in town for business, so this was my first and last time there. I'm from PA, so I wasn't really familiar with the concept of a bikini bar. I guess there…

I paid my first visit to Torpedos on a recent Monday afternoon and it will probably be my last. It's not because I had any necessarily bad experiences such as being deliberately…

I discovered this place a few months ago and have been twice, both on sunday nights during football season so it was a decent crowd for a Sunday. Ill start by saying…

So the girls here range. Some were older, some were bigger some were great body but okay faces had 2 or 3 real smoke shows. IMO 8-9's. Problem here is some of…

A gal I had seen dancing at another club started working here, so I figured I'd check it out. The pros: GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS: I've been here on predictably busy nights (Saturdays) as…

I went here Monday afternoon from work. The club is located on a Main Street with ample street parking. When you walk inside there’s a bar straight ahead, decently sized and pool…

For the Somerset / Northern Middlesex county areas, this has to be the best bikini bar there is. The place always has a good number of women here, I’ve witnessed girls getting…

For the past year, I have been a regular. I go 2-3 times a week. I have 2-3 beers. I tip dancers and bartenders. To sum it up, I spend money there.…

The place is located in the main part of town on a busy street lots of shopping around. Parking on the street once you walk in the place is pretty large.…

I think this place is now called Torpedos. I like the stage set up here, with the high bar that looks over the stage. It's a pretty cool aesthetic. The beer is…

I did not have high expectations for torpedoes. I pop in every few months when work has me in the area and the belief that is must get better lures me…

As others have mentioned, the name is now Torpedo's and it's right along Main St. It is a bit odd passing people just out for dinner, etc. When you enter, there's a…

Stopped into Torpedo's on my way back to Harrisburg from New York (went to NYC for a wrestling event last night). It's actually along...well, a main street...which is different. I'm used to…

Not as much on the scene as I used to be but Sheer/Torpedoes doesn't seem to have changed all that much. Still Latinas (though I noticed no more Russians) still the…

I was down in the Somerville area around 6pm and looking to romp. Not familiar with the area's offerings, I would have normally made the trek to my top spot the Post…

Took a drive from the Newark area to check this place out. I had never been to the area but using GPS it was fairly easy to find. Club is…

Frankly, there are a few who are good.some though have lot of attitude and unfortunately if there are less option it is a simple bad luck. Quality definitely is not that good…

This place is close to me but for some reason I never dropped by until now. Parking seems to always be plentiful and its right next to a train station so the…

I returned to club on a Sunday during a heat wave just after they opened at 6 pm. A nice long rectangular bar wit ha higher level on one side that…

4th visit.. New brazilian but her hotness was inversely proportion to her dance energy. Took for 2 LDs as too much was to be desired after 1st one. (I have had other…

Went to this place on a whim. I forget whether there is a cover or not. I was lucky and grabbed a street parking spot outside. You…

Had a good visit on a Tuesday night. Place was quiet and there was plenty of dancers to go around. The bar area is a good place to hang around and watch…

I really enjoyed this place, I had the opportunity to visit on a Tuesday afternoon and it was pretty busy. They have an array of pool tables and the place feels…

I've been to this club, now called Torpedoes, twice in the last month. It is a relatively large rectangular bar. On the left as you come in , on a…

Went on Tuesday around pm. Close to train station. Drink was $4. Bartender was good and medium age. There were few. Customers and when I entered there was a Brazilian dancer. She looked at…

Lowlights: Thought I would give Torpedoes a try since I was passing through the area. Same old go go bar, with a decent mix of African Americans, Latinos, and Eastern European ladies. Hate the…

This is my favorite club in the area. I come here once or twice a month when I am on business trips . It takes some getting used to, but once you…

Really confused about the relatively high reviews of this place. There is a lot of potential here, spacious, interesting layout, pool table/games, draft beer, a good income population around, but very…

Been here many times over the past two years. Mostly went to see a couple of girls I knew from other clubs. The instant impression of the place is not good, but…

A MUST! Torpedoes is back. To all the patrons who were here before the name change! I have to say this place is getting back to normal. Very spacious bar with long…

So I'm back and this review is much better. This club is becoming more diverse. White black Spanish girls to choose from. Youngest probably 21 and oldest....haha. But I haven't seen a…

Need more black girls! And better poles! It's bad enough it's not nude at least get some ass shaking money throwing vibes in there! No one wants to watch sticks move like…

I've been to Sheer 3 times on Saturday nights and a couple of times during weekday afternoons. My Saturday night trips have been pretty solid. It's a good mix of…

Located next to the train station this club is easy to find and has lots of parking nearby. Inside it is a typical NJ club. 360 degree bar with the stage…

In town for a good buddys bachelor party and wound up here to close out festivities. Its expected $20cover $3coat check $20 dances $11buds $13jack/cokes somewhat aggresive not bothersome but a…

New name, same bar. Dropped in briefly on a Friday afternoon. Big, loud place without too many customers. Probably ten dancers and 11 customers, and a bartender who could barely be dragged…

Stopped by Wed evening catching the shift cross over, my experience days are better than the evening but depending on my work schedule I have trouble getting their on time. Almost…

Sheer is a great place. Formerly Torpedoes, I have gone here for over 10 years. Bound Brook is a little rough around the edges in general, but Sheer is clean and enjoyable.…

Been working here for a couple of years on and off. Food is great. Friendly bartenders. The day bartender Lea is extremely friendly, much better than the night bartenders. Overall, the day…

***This place is now called Sheer*** This is my local spot, right down the street, and while being very hesitant at first to go I've gone a few times since. Basically its…

If you like South American girls with bangin' bodies, then you'll like this place. It gets expensive because it's kinda like a typical dollar parade club (not as bad a Titillations…

Had a job that brought me into this club (would rather not say the company I work for) and although down town Bound Brook is not what it used to be it's…

In what looks to be a seedy area but overall safe. Plenty of parking on the street or at the train station next door. People are friendly, but kind of tired looking.…

This was my second time at Torpedoes. First time I went was on Cinco de mayo and it a big party. Full bar and there were at least 3 girls…

Dropped by Thursday afternoon during my trip to get moil changed for my car. Bound Brook is a relatively safe town and the town does not look shady. I was…

So first time as passing through on business and 2 hours to kill. Club is in decent area corner of a main st with ample parking. Arrived about 4:30 in afternoon no…

Stopped by here again, first time on a Thursday. Drinks were okay, not $4 worth. My sprite was WAY too syrupy, ( Don't give me that, look, I had to work later).…

Got a chance to stop at Torpedoes for the first time in a while, this was Thursday before St Patrick’s day and the place was relatively empty, maybe 8 customers and…

Good local club, not worth travelling to, but if youre in the area, a good place to kill an hour or two. I used to stop by for lunch fairly often a few…

It was a decent strip bar.. Bouncers are nice and respectful. they just dont push themselves on customers. Girls are decent, but need to rotate a bit. Other than that you…

I visit this club on and off for the last year. The service is good and the staff is friendly. The dancers... vary. They are all pretty but a few of them…

So first of all, I gave the club a 6 on physical rating - but its a nice club inside, pool tables and its clean, the only problem is a very strong…

I recently spent several months working in New Jersey and every other weekend I found a way to make it to Torpedo's. This should tell you that I kinda like the…

I've been to enough clubs to appreciate Torps all the more. We all know it's about the almighty dollar, but many of the dancers come across as more sweet and less money…

I decided to stop by Torpedos with some friends the other night. I hadn't been there for about a year, because I live out of state now. Basically Torpedos is…

Have not been here for a while so stopped by for a quick beer and to see some dancers. Nothing much changed since last visit, typical NJ bikini bar. The girls are…

I visit Torpedo's occasionally, most recently on a late Monday afternoon. There were the usual Brazilian and Russian girls,3 on stage at a time. They were mostly 6's or 7's, but there…

Went to Torpedo's noticed that it was mostly brazilian and russian girls. Talked to the Russian girls, said they shifted between Paterson NJ strip joints. Most of the dancers seem uninterested in…

I've been to Torps several times, and it's always pretty much the same. The Russian dollar parade is constantly in full effect. Generally 15 min sets, and the girls will…

Have been here a few times and the place is pretty average. There were a lot of Russian dancers who are true dollar parade pros. There are some pool tables…

Went there several times recently, Wed and Friday nights. Plenty of woman, most of them good looking, but a few chunky ones. At least half russian and a few black…

Had no other place to go so stopped by Torpedo's to see some dancers, have some cold beer and get out of the sun. All was accomplished! Club was a stage…

Very easy to find on Main St, and just off of I-287, and easy parking nearby. Seems like a reasonably safe area. No cover. Drinks are cheap and I…

A couple of visits during a recent trip to the area. In the afternoon it was mostly cute brazilian girls. Not that busy so plenty of attention from the girl, but the…

Torpedos is a safe, local, blue collar mens club. During the day there are 6 or so dancers, mainly hispanic, Russian and Brazilian. The girls are solid 6-8s and are freindly. You…

I had a reasonable experience since I was looking at something closer home. There is a lot of pressure to part with your 1USD at the rate of 1 per hour!! However…

My first visit in a while. Talent on stage was OK, not great but OK, you sit at the bar and the girls dance on the stage sometimes stepping off stage…

The women were very good looking. Most were young with tight bodies. A few older and few with a little meat on them. Almost all were Brazilian or Russian. The dances I…

Usually go to this club during the afternoon for the HOT brazilians. There are a couple that are extremely hot including a Penelope Cruz look a like. Tipping the bouncer…

was there last week not what it used to be. last time before this visit i was there there was alot of good looking women on stage young and older.…

went there after work. most of the dancers were above average. some i thought looked bad, but most were decent with a couple standouts. russian girl gave me a great lap dance.…

Bottom line- Not a bad place if your expectations are low but not worth travelling out of your way. Stopped by midweek in the evening. Dancers are attractive enough and friendly but is…

A decent club; been going on and off for years. I live in the general area, and its convenient in comparison to, say hiking it up to Delilah's in Sayreville, or…

Was here again for a brief stop. High percentage of dances to customers. None of the girls were particularry attractive on this trip just your "normal" Jersey bikini club tyope girls. I…

Not a complete waste of time but not worth traveling to either. Mostly eastern european and brazilian dancers the night I visited. Most were in the 5-7 range with perhaps an 8 in…

Stopped by after a long absence. This is your typical NJ bikini club. Was somewhat less crouwded than normal this evening. Mostly Eastern European girls and "American" girls this…

Typical NJ bikini club. Lots of dancers work the evening shift and the evening I was there, they tended to be on the chunky side. Did find one very cute and sexy…