Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St Bound Brook, NJ 08805

Beautiful girls, not much else to brag about

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Assmanjoe
Dec 10, 2018, 6:36 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I discovered this place a few months ago and have been twice, both on sunday nights during football season so it was a decent crowd for a Sunday. Ill start by saying the girls have been very beautiful both times, with 4-5 real standouts and one killer on each night.

About half the girls, the better looking half and most of the smokeshow brazilians, seemed content to just collect dollars and did not want to give lapdances, which is what im all about so kind of a letdown. Normally i get tired of saying no, over here you basically have to beg, its weird. I did eventually get an awesome lapdance or three from one of the harderworking Latinas. Money well spent as opposed to the 50 or so singles i had to shell out for the dollar parade (i posted up for about three hours) at the bar.

Ethnic breakdown of the girls was about half brazilian (most of them 9s or 10s and with no personality/no english, except ana who was smoking hot and very nice) a handful of south and central american girls, one or two black girls and one or two white girls with a couple mixed/unknown. One of these unknowns (id guess dominican) was probably the hottest stripper ive ever seen, not exaggerating. Ass and tits for months and a beautiful face on an incredibly curvy figure. i will remember that assshaking for years to come lol Unfortunately she knew she was the hottest and did not give lap dances, major bummer.

The place was pretty clean and felt safe even with minimal security. Very tame and laidback atmosphere compared to what im used to in the area but its a true go-go, full bar so no nude dancing and dissappointing amount of interaction (why would strippers not want to give lapdances? Fast money, no?) in general but the girls are so hot ill be back eventually.

Pros: $5.50 coronas, pretty good

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