Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St Bound Brook, NJ 08805

Really confused about the relatively high...

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cuttingbackreally
Feb 28, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

Really confused about the relatively high reviews of this place. There is a lot of potential here, spacious, interesting layout, pool table/games, draft beer, a good income population around, but very little execution. This is probably the dirtiest looking strip club I've been to, it looks like it could use a top to bottom steam clean, bathroom was surprisingly not terrible, though. Parking is iffy, it backs up to the train station lot and there is some street parking. I was followed out of the train lot to the edge of the downtown by an unmarked car, which was no fun. Maybe I picked an off night, but the girls were below average, maybe one I might get a dance from, a couple of big latina girls and a black chick that had no business dancing. It looks like it's well past its prime and they're trying to milk this old cow. I understand there have been a few name changes, if there are new owners, they need to spend some money on a mop or maybe some new tiling, fix up the entry and the DJ booth and by far most importantly, find some attractive girls, judging by your competition, it can't be that difficult.

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