Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club
226 Main St Bound Brook, NJ 08805

Best kept secret in central Jersey?

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millsy
May 9, 2017, 8:48 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I was down in the Somerville area around 6pm and looking to romp. Not familiar with the area's offerings, I would have normally made the trek to my top spot the Post in Patterson or Titlations in Bloomfield. A quick google search spotted Torpedoes (not called Sheer). Centrally located on Main Street found a meter spot on the street just a few steps away. Outside looks like a former movie theater / department store. None the less, I stormed through the 2 sets of tinted doors into the abyss. No doorman; no cover. To your left elevated are the pool tables, to your right in front of you is the massive bar that seats 40 easily. Grabbed a seat halfway down to get a good perspective of the club and traffic. It was early but initial quality of the talent was positive; counted 5 dancers, mostly Latin with different figures. Some Brazilian. One really nice spinner type too. Then after about an hour, the onslaught of patrons and dancers began appearing. By 9PM the place was packed and noticed heavy traffic of girls arriving. By the time I left (nearly closing) I would gather more than 20 girls were there. This time more variety; some everyday type white chicks, AA, Latin, and a smokin hot Russian girl with butch-highlighted hair. There is something for everyone here. Let me tell you I was impressed. Jack on the rocks was 9.50 Bottle beer was 4 I believe. Even ordered a pizza for one of the girls and it was good. The kitchen is not hard to find since it's on your way to the $20 lap dance area. The girls swear the food is legit. Anyway I did end up having 3 visits to the private area. The first with the shot girl, an attractive Thai girl that offered limited mileage. Second was with a Dominican girl that was a little better. The last was with this Latin girl, you can't miss her. Easily in her early 40's with bleached dreadlocks (like to Predator type thing) and with my full beer goggles on, we had a good grind with mutual touching. Looking forward to my next visit. Definitely recommend; just like Baskin Robbins there are 32 flavors here; something for everyone.

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