Eskimos

Because they like to cuddle a lot. Especially when the temperature gets to below zero.

They really understand the art of front room make out! How to rub noses and all that. Nicole1994 knows what I'm taking about. ;)

Because they make the coolest fucking igloos duh and they ride polar bears everywhere and they know how to ice fish.

Q. What did the Eskimo stripper do when a customer asked for extras? A. She gave him the cold shoulder.

Maybe it’s all those topless Eskimo women we grew up seeing in National Geographic.

I've been told.

Good find shadow. I knew I had heard that before.

Great one Jack!

I've heard it's the high omega-3s

Nothing like burning whale blubber to set the mood and lube the action!

@flagoneer ok smartass lol did they limit your fruit cups at the nursing home? Did someone eat your dessert? Why are your pannies in a constant wad lol? Viagra quit working do now you can't ldk?

Fuck off retard.

Retard? You are the one that is starting shit with me! You can cuss and call me names all you want but you are not going to win this. So please stop while you are ahead!

@flagooner there’s a new book out, called “How to Build an Igloo” By S. K. Mow

Hot Eskimo would seem to be an oxymoron, but if you've never mongered in the Yukon you'd understand that it's not.

Smashing all these one liner like buttons.

LOL