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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.

Why are they so much better looking and more passionate than other women?

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nicespice

Because they like to cuddle a lot. Especially when the temperature gets to below zero.

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Dominic77

They really understand the art of front room make out! How to rub noses and all that. Nicole1994 knows what I'm taking about. ;)

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blahblahblah23

Because they make the coolest fucking igloos duh and they ride polar bears everywhere and they know how to ice fish.

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jackslash

Q. What did the Eskimo stripper do when a customer asked for extras?
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.

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Huntsman

Maybe it’s all those topless Eskimo women we grew up seeing in National Geographic.

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Warrior15

Good find shadow. I knew I had heard that before.

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Papi_Chulo

Great one Jack!

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Papi_Chulo

I've heard it's the high omega-3s

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ATACdawg

Nothing like burning whale blubber to set the mood and lube the action!

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Countryman5434

@flagoneer ok smartass lol did they limit your fruit cups at the nursing home? Did someone eat your dessert? Why are your pannies in a constant wad lol? Viagra quit working do now you can't ldk?

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flagooner

Fuck off retard.

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Countryman5434

Retard? You are the one that is starting shit with me! You can cuss and call me names all you want but you are not going to win this. So please stop while you are ahead!

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twentyfive

@flagooner there’s a new book out, called
“How to Build an Igloo”
By S. K. Mow

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SirLapdanceanot

I told one I wanted to have a whale of a good time in VIP so she fed me some blubber.

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SirLapdanceanot

They always win the Ididarod. Not fair.

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SirLapdanceanot

The hottest ones are always the biggest ice queens.

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flagooner

Hot Eskimo would seem to be an oxymoron, but if you've never mongered in the Yukon you'd understand that it's not.

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SirLapdanceanot

Eskimo bitches are husky.

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SirLapdanceanot

Whenever I approach a hot one it's like I'm walking on thin ice.

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SirLapdanceanot

No whales are ever in the clubs because they all get harpooned.

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nicespice

Smashing all these one liner like buttons.

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SirLapdanceanot

They always dance to Seal.

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SirLapdanceanot

My favorite Eskimo stripper the the polar opposite of my Antarctic one.

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flagooner

LOL

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SirLapdanceanot

They always make my dick mush in the end.

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