@flagoneer ok smartass lol did they limit your fruit cups at the nursing home? Did someone eat your dessert? Why are your pannies in a constant wad lol? Viagra quit working do now you can't ldk?
Retard? You are the one that is starting shit with me! You can cuss and call me names all you want but you are not going to win this. So please stop while you are ahead!
Comments
last commentBecause they like to cuddle a lot. Especially when the temperature gets to below zero.
Log in to vote
They really understand the art of front room make out! How to rub noses and all that. Nicole1994 knows what I'm taking about. ;)
Log in to vote
Because they make the coolest fucking igloos duh and they ride polar bears everywhere and they know how to ice fish.
Log in to vote
Q. What did the Eskimo stripper do when a customer asked for extras?
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.
Log in to vote
Maybe it’s all those topless Eskimo women we grew up seeing in National Geographic.
Log in to vote
I've been told.
youtube.com
Log in to vote
Good find shadow. I knew I had heard that before.
Log in to vote
Great one Jack!
Log in to vote
I've heard it's the high omega-3s
Log in to vote
Nothing like burning whale blubber to set the mood and lube the action!
Log in to vote
@flagoneer ok smartass lol did they limit your fruit cups at the nursing home? Did someone eat your dessert? Why are your pannies in a constant wad lol? Viagra quit working do now you can't ldk?
Log in to vote
Fuck off retard.
Log in to vote
Retard? You are the one that is starting shit with me! You can cuss and call me names all you want but you are not going to win this. So please stop while you are ahead!
Log in to vote
@flagooner there’s a new book out, called
“How to Build an Igloo”
By S. K. Mow
Log in to vote
I told one I wanted to have a whale of a good time in VIP so she fed me some blubber.
Log in to vote
They always win the Ididarod. Not fair.
Log in to vote
The hottest ones are always the biggest ice queens.
Log in to vote
Hot Eskimo would seem to be an oxymoron, but if you've never mongered in the Yukon you'd understand that it's not.
Log in to vote
Eskimo bitches are husky.
Log in to vote
Whenever I approach a hot one it's like I'm walking on thin ice.
Log in to vote
No whales are ever in the clubs because they all get harpooned.
Log in to vote
Smashing all these one liner like buttons.
Log in to vote
They always dance to Seal.
Log in to vote
My favorite Eskimo stripper the the polar opposite of my Antarctic one.
Log in to vote
LOL
Log in to vote
They always make my dick mush in the end.
Log in to vote