Eskimos

26 comments

• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Because they like to cuddle a lot. Especially when the temperature gets to below zero.
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

  They really understand the art of front room make out! How to rub noses and all that. Nicole1994 knows what I'm taking about. ;)
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  Because they make the coolest fucking igloos duh and they ride polar bears everywhere and they know how to ice fish.
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  Q. What did the Eskimo stripper do when a customer asked for extras?
  A. She gave him the cold shoulder.
  
• Huntsman

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  6 years ago

  Maybe it’s all those topless Eskimo women we grew up seeing in National Geographic.
• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  I've been told.
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHuhG2vx…
• Warrior15

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  6 years ago

  Good find shadow. I knew I had heard that before.
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Great one Jack!
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  I've heard it's the high omega-3s
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  Nothing like burning whale blubber to set the mood and lube the action!
• Countryman5434

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  6 years ago

  @flagoneer ok smartass lol did they limit your fruit cups at the nursing home? Did someone eat your dessert? Why are your pannies in a constant wad lol? Viagra quit working do now you can't ldk?
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Fuck off retard.
• Countryman5434

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  6 years ago

  Retard? You are the one that is starting shit with me! You can cuss and call me names all you want but you are not going to win this. So please stop while you are ahead!
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @flagooner there’s a new book out, called
  “How to Build an Igloo”
  By S. K. Mow
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  I told one I wanted to have a whale of a good time in VIP so she fed me some blubber.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  They always win the Ididarod. Not fair.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  The hottest ones are always the biggest ice queens.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Hot Eskimo would seem to be an oxymoron, but if you've never mongered in the Yukon you'd understand that it's not.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Eskimo bitches are husky.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Whenever I approach a hot one it's like I'm walking on thin ice.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  No whales are ever in the clubs because they all get harpooned.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Smashing all these one liner like buttons.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  They always dance to Seal.
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  My favorite Eskimo stripper the the polar opposite of my Antarctic one.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  LOL
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  They always make my dick mush in the end.