Stripper networking

Have you scouted the waffle house or Walmart at 4am?

Sorry brah I already collected them all.

Go to Ohio, I hear they have a male stripper who stands out under a lamp post.

SJG

I would assume you need to go to Milwaukee or Madison to see the really cute ones?

I never danced in Wisconsin, but I found the state charming lol.

I've been to one strip club in the Madison area.... (was in town for a training class), I think it was Club Bristol..... I just remember looking up the closest spot to where I was staying (I was in a Super 8 in sun prairie...... and the spot was a few freeway exits down, on a corner on the other end of a long straight drive through farmland......I remember having very low expectations....... but ended up having a good time for what was basically a bar with some couch dance areas on the side, but it seemed the majority of the fun took place in the smoking patio....... lol

What I remember most was the drive back to the hotel. The local LEO's were like sharks circling intersections waiting for drunk drivers...... that was a scary drive! (to get a dui out of state on the company dime would have been a pretty bad experience.......)

Hot strippers and Wisconsin are rarely used in the same sentence. There are some cute ones out there but it’s not a state that is known for good clubs or hot girls.

You’d think that a liberal college town like Madison would have good strip clubs. You’d be wrong.

The culture in the upper Midwest has its roots in Scandinavian Lutheran heritage. Have you ever watched Little House on the Prairie ? Remember all the hot strip clubs they had in Walnut Grove ? Me neither.

^ Mark summarized it.