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Another Darwin award candidate.

NEW ORLEANS – The NOPD is looking for a trio of young ladies who detectives say stole a large amount of cash and a handgun from a man’s hotel room in the French Quarter. The victim told police he invited the…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

Booze, coke an lean

i make that pussy stream rubber bands for all my stacks got them racks on top of racks them haters don't fuck wit my roll lean got me movin so slow I clack em ninas back I got em niggas countin stacks keep that paper in the…

Lil_Baller1007 yrs ago 201 6

Restaurant Report Card: Strip Clubs HOW IS IT SANITARY?

The newsman asks, "How is it sanitary to eat food where they have naked dancers?" I ask, "How is it sanitary to eat food in Toledo?" https://www.13abc.com/content/news/Restaurant-Report-Card-Strip-Clubs-495136581.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

Why will you cry after the first time you have sex with a stripper?

Q. Why will you cry after the first time you have sex with a stripper? A. Pepper spray. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

Downside of Mongering in the Afternoon

I went to Extras club this afternoon. Planned meeting with a new hottie at 1pm. I don't normally go into a club that early but she had some things to do this evening and the last…

Warrior15Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 12 20

Turtlenecks - Who Rocks One?

With fall season coming about, and every white girl cumming her pants for pumpkin spiced lattes, something else is on the horizon...turtleneck season. About half a century ago they were cool, not so much anymore unless you’re a Lithuanian…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 21

The Decline Of Strip Clubs Over A Decade: October 2008 To October 2018

I looked at the number of strip clubs on TUSCL in October 2008 and compared them to the number of strip clubs on TUSCL in October 2018. The 2008 count for each state is on the left with an arrow…

sinclairElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 691 31

Give Yourself Some Advice

If you could go back to your first time in a strip club and give yourself some advice, what would it be?

wallanonElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 30

What's the difference between a battery and dating a stripper?

Q. What's the difference between a battery and dating a stripper? A. A battery has a positive side. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

OT: Spam texts

Have gotten 4 texts today saying that my Wells Fargo account had been locked and to click on a link - obviously I didn't click on the link - I also subsequent logged into my Wells Fargo account on…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 11

Some Interesting Review Statistics

A year ago, I posted a discussion about clubs with 1,000+ reviews. Since then, I’ve been keeping track of a list of the 100 most reviewd clubs on TUSCL. I update my list once a week. For those who are…

s275ironmanContributor7 yrs ago 9 25

Boji Nites Gentlemens Club

Anyone know anything about the place.

lonehunter7 yrs ago 2 5

Meeting Blondebmbshell next week

Couldn't get together with her this week so meeting her next, she sent me a video of her greek skills which sealed the deal. PM for info late next week

steeldog65Contributor7 yrs ago 1 5

Is DC and Baltimore area dead?

I now live in the south DC metro area and I haven't actually stepped foot in any clubs around here because all the reviews seem terrible as far as value and action go and that a few of the fun…

KidflaVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 12

"thick"

Seriously this fat ugly trend has got to go. I'm not talking about girls with a small waist and big ass naturally, thru surgery, or working out. I'm talking about the tubs of lard waddling around with waists as thick…

blahblahblah23Contributor7 yrs ago 4 60

Favorite SCs in NJ (extras possible)

Hi. Sorry to post this here but I tried wading the the club listings for NJ and it’s hard to keep the good ones (out of the 100+ options) straight. Do any of you PLs have a recommendation…

bullzeyeContributor7 yrs ago 297 10

Product Review - High Fidelity Ear Plugs

As I am getting older I am not a fan of some of the loudest club environments. There is one local club I frequent where it is crazy loud during the day and I occasionally have to sit near a…

PaulDrakeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 25

One Man Troll Invasion

TrapBaby304 has hijacked just about every thread in the past week with her ludicrous comments. It was entertaining at first, but now it has become slightly irritating. How do we defeat the troll?

Vantablack7 yrs ago 10 29

Exhibitionism

Not all strippers are exhibitionists--girls who get turned on by exposing themselves. But some are, and they're the ones I like the best. I myself have always been one. That's the main reason that I go to clubs--a…

DainVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 9 12

Favorite song in strip club?

For me it’s “last dance with Mary Jane” by Tom Petty. My favorite club being Hip Hugger in Indiana, this song just seems to fit so well there. 2nd favorite song to hear in the SC would be “crazy bitch”…

TomJones2Veteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 6 60

INDIAN FOOD: OFFICIAL THREAD

Discuss.............

TrapBaby3047 yrs ago 3 19

How useful are local reviews to you?

I used to be curious of how other PLs reviewed my favorite/regular clubs, but nowadays, i feel like i've already learned practically everything there is to know about them, mostly from my own visits and reading other reviews just tends…

theDirkDigglerVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 8 30

Hong Kong atm? Solo?

Hi so I’m interested in taking a trip across the border to visit HK and possibly other clubs during the day alone, but I’m kinda concerned about safety. Everyone keeps telling me to go with people but others say they…

LustAddict7 yrs ago 2 13

Porn for after you go blind from jacking off too much

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573b7e649a93e

grand1511Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 4

Here txtty get it all out

Here is a place for txtty to get all of your bile out of your system so you can stop threadjacking, every thread and hopefully some suggestions might be made regarding mental health. I hope this helps you to heal.

twentyfiveVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 28
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