So, Nicole has agreed to be my TUSCL wife, and I couldn’t be happier.
I envision a small ceremony in Las Vegas with a select group of TUSCL elite. Of course Country and DC can be there because I think they are good guys and even though they are the ex’s I bear them no ill will. As a matter of fact, I owe this opportunity to Country since Nicole would still be married to him if he hadn’t found a new housemate. Afterwards we can have a reception at The Palms, and then our guests can have an after party at Chica Bonita’s, while Nicole and I retire to our Honeymoon Suite to consummate the marriage. It will be glorious and she will experience pleasures she never knew possible. I’ll make sure to stock plenty of Gatorade so we can stay hydrated.
After the wedding Nicole will return to school and I will return to work in California. We will live separate, but be together in our hearts. Occasionally we will have petty arguments online where she will be wearing a sexy bra and I will eventually relent, because I can’t resist her obvious charms.
