I stopped into a club for a few minutes yesterday simply because I was passing by and wanted to see some boobies.
I hadn't been to this club in a long time.
As soon as I walked in one of the strippers who was obviously sitting with a guy excitedly called to me, "Hey, Hey, remember me!" or something to that effect.
I was about 15 feet away and my eyes hadn't yet adjusted. At that point I couldn't make her out other than that she had curly dark hair and wasn't big.
How would you react?
I'd point to the bar and see if she follows. If not, it's like it never happened unless she walks up later.
I'd ask her for a fruitcup ;)
I walk up to her and tell her "drop that zero and get with a hero"
I would say, "Hi, Mom."
I would have said, "Of course I remember you, you're that girl who takes her clothes off for money!"
"So did the antibiotics take care of everything down there?"
Classic stripper maneuver.
Wave. "Hi honey". Go find a seat.
Ha! Its okay! You could probably just say that you didn't see her in the dark and wave her over.
I got to shit
